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tutorial <3

THIS IS MY OFFICIAL TUTORIAL ON HOW TO GET EXPLOSIVE DIERRHOEA-

STEP ONE : GO TO YOUR REFRIGERATOR

STEP TWO : OPEN YOUR REFRIGERATOR

STEP THREE : GRAB MILK

STEP FOUR :  SET THE MILK ON A CPUNTER OR A TABLE

STEP FIVE : GRAB A MUG/DRINKING GLASS IDK  OR DONT YOU CAN ALSO DRINK FROM YOU HANDS IF YOU WANT

STEP SIX : POUR THE MILK IN YOUR GLASS/MUG/HANDS

STEP SEVEN : DRINK THE MILK

STEP EIGHT:  CONTINUE THIS PROCESS ATLEAST TEN TIMES ( REMEMBER TO POUR THE MILK IN YOUR MUG/ GLASS/HAND SO FULL ITS ABOUT TO GO OVER IF YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT GOOD IF YOU DIDNT YOU'RE STUPID(( I DONT MAKE THE RULES)))

STEP NINE: GO TO YOUR BED AND TAKE A FIVE MINUTE BREAK ADN WATCH PORN OR WHAT EVER YOU HORNY BITCHES DO ON YOUR PHONES

STEP TEN : AFTER THE FIVE MINUTE MARK GO DRINK MORE MILK FIVE TIMES

STEP ELEVEN :  GO TO YOUR BED AND WAIT SO LONG TILL YOUR STOMACH STARTS TO HURT

STEP TWELVE : AFTER YOUR STOMACH GO TO THE BATHROOM

(REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR PHONE WITH YOU)

STEP THIRTEEN : TAKE A SHIT AND THEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIERRHOEA

STEP FOURTEEN : TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR DIERRHOEA FOR PROOF

STEP FIFTEEN : TELL YOUR MOM/DAD/PARENT/GUARDIAN THAT YOU HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIERRHOEA AND CANT GO TO SCHOOL

STEP SIXTEEN : AFTER THEY SAY THAT YOU'RE FINE SHOW THEM THE PROOF

AND THATS HOW YOU GET EXPLOSIVE DIERRHOEA HOPE THIS HELPED

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