sender unknown| a.h

4| extra ketchup

[UNKNOWN] ok

[UNKNOWN] okokokk

[Hotch] ?

[UNKNOWN] ur at that burger joint, uhh Freddy smth at the loop right

[Hotch] ... Do I need a restraining order?

[Hotch] Or charge you with stalking?

[UNKNOWN] NONO

[UNKNOWN] Garcia mentioned ur getting food there

[UNKNOWN] now it sounded rlly good so i decided to get me some

[Hotch] ... Okay?

[UNKNOWN] OK LONG STORY SHORT

[UNKNOWN] could you please ask the person when u get there to add extra ketchup to order 543?

[Hotch] I-

[Hotch] Can't you just call up and ask yourself?

[UNKNOWN] no

[UNKNOWN] that would include me having to speak to someone and ask them something that could inconvenience them and minimum wage employees are already paid horribly and my moral compass wont allow it

[UNKNOWN] or my anxiety it seems

[Hotch] ...

[UNKNOWN] :)

[UNKNOWN] i'll give u a hint as to who I am if u do.

[Hotch] Fine. Order 543?

[UNKNOWN] yep

[UNKNOWN] thanks hotch <3

[Hotch] Don't mention it.

//

[UNKNOWN] you did not--

[UNKNOWN] hotch tell me you did not fucKING PAY FOR MY FOOD??

[UNKNOWN[ H O T C H

[UNKNOWN] I SAID EXTRA KETCHUP NOT 16$ OUT OF UR WALLETTTTT

[UNKNOWN] wtf

[UNKNOWN] hotch????

//

BAU CHAT

[Morgan] Thanks for the food again, boss

[Hotch] No problem.

[Reid] I appreciate it as well. :)

[Garcia] Yeahhh..

[Garcia] Hey Hotch?

[Hotch] Mhm?

[Garcia] ... do you mind if I add someone from the office for like .2 seconds?

[Hotch] I don't see why not?

[Hotch] Did JJ lock her phone again?

[Garcia] Uhh smth like that

[Garcia] has added [UNKNOWN].

[UNKNOWN] test?

[Reid] Hello?

[Hotch] Garcia. Who did you add?

[Garcia] she threatening my club penguin house.

[Garcia] she gave me no choice.

[UNKNOWN] Hotch :)

[Reid] Uhhh

[Hotch] No.

[UNKNOWN] pray tell

[UNKNOWN] how the *hell* does 'ask for extra ketchup'

[UNKNOWN] translate to 'extra ketchup aND PAY FOR THE FOOD'

[Morgan] free food?

[Hotch] I felt charitable.

[Reid] O.O

[JJ] Uhh "unknown"?

[UNKNOWN] yes?

[JJ] If it bothers you so much maybe give one of us money and we'll give it to Hotch?

[UNKNOWN] Ur payment will be with Garcia.

]UNKNOWN] thx JJ u beautiful human :,)

[Garcia] does this mean mr snoofles can live happily in his home?

[UNKNOWN] yes garcia ;)

[Hotch] Garcia I will not be accepting money.

[UNKNOWN] what.

[UNKNOWN] fINE

[Hotch] Now get back to work.

[UNKNOWN] watch ur shoe laces hotchner.

[UNKNOWN] has left the chat.

[Reid] .... Well that was eventful.

[Hotch] Garcia if thats you approaching me with 16$.

[Garcia] ... I'll be heading back to my office.

[Hotch] Smart choice.

[Gideon] Where are my glasses?

[Reid] You left them at my desk.

[Gideon] Ok.

[Morgan] ... Is no one going to ask wtf Unknown was?

[Garcia] Somethings are better left unknown :)

[Morgan] Even for me, sweet cheeks?

[Garcia] ^-^ oh u sexy man

[Garcia] yes.

[Morgan] Ouch.

[Reid] That's twice now.

[Reid] Morgan I think you're loosing your charm.

[Morgan] Impossible.

[Garcia] nah i just signed an oath a long time ago.

[Gideon] Oath? Like a cult?

[Garcia] of sorts.

[JJ] What oath?

[Garcia] One ur also familair with, JJ

[Reid] You two joined a cult together?

[JJ] We did? o.O

[Garcia] mhm.

[Garcia] bitches before dickheads <3

[JJ] True that

[Reid] Ahh.

[Morgan] :(

[Gideon] Case.

[Hotch] Meeting room, now.

[JJ] Got it.

[Morgan] :( ok

[Reid] Yes sir.

[Garcia] back to Mr. Snoofles!

//

[Hotch] You aren't mad, are you?

[Hotch] I don't care if you are, just checking.

[UNKNOWN] hmph.

[UNKNOWN] not rlly, but more.. ehh, embarrassed?

[Hotch] I will refrain from such things in the future, then.

[UNKNOWN] thx :p

[UNKNOWN] also, ur hint.

[Hotch] Mhm?

[UNKNOWN] I can see ur office from my desk.

[Hotch] That's it?

[UNKNOWN] ;)

[UNKNOWN] good luck hotch

[Hotch] ... Thanks.