12| hotch's coffee

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BAU CHAT

[Rossi] So who keeps on sending Hotch coffee??

[Rossi] Is there someone I need to ask to get some too?

[Reid] No, actually.

[Reid] That's Hotch's secret admirer.

[Morgan] Our never-ending birdy who is far too shy to talk to hotch in person

[Morgan] So she tortures him with the girls.

[Rossi] The "girls"??

[JJ] Wazzup

[Prentiss] You called?

[Garcia] Talk dirty to me ;)

[Rossi] ... Ah.

[Hotch] It's four. In the morning.

[Hotch] Go the hell to sleep.

[Rossi] Yes, dad :)

[Hotch] ... I have many conflicting feelings.

[Hotch] Good night.

[Prentiss] Lmaaooo

[JJ] >o>

[Reid] Sleep well!

//

[UNKNOWN] Is this Agent Hotch's "secret admirer"??

[Mar] aye--

[Mar] tf is

[UNKNOWN] Agent Davis Rossi

[Mar] oh sh

[Mar] yes sir, this would be she

[Mar] wait how tf did u get my number????

[Rossi] I went through Hotch's phone

[Rossi] So, Ms. Jefferson.

[Mar] i am suddenly extremely uncomfortable

[Mar] how the he

[Mar] you looked up my number in the database, didn't you

[Rossi] :)

[Rossi] I'm not as text savvy as Garcia, but I know my way around a computer

[Mar] fair played, sir

[Mar] now wtf do u want :)

[Rossi] You sure are a charmer

[Mar] well im ngl

[Mar] i just got a rlly skilled agent on my ass for texting his co-worker

[Mar] idk if im in trouble or what

[Rossi] ...

[Rossi] I'm merely inspecting you

[Rossi] Don't worry

[Mar] ... aight

[Mar] but you avoided my main question

[Rossi] Did i?

[Mar] you explained why you're texting me

[Mar] but that doesn't tell me what your motives or what u *really* want

[Mar] have a safe flight sir :)

[Rossi] Thank you...

[Rossi] I'll keep in touch

[Mar] :,) damn

//

[UNKNOWN] so ur boss has joined the many who know me apparently

[Hotch] He knows too??

[UNKNOWN] trust me, i never stood a chance

[UNKNOWN] this man's brilliance is astounding

[Hotch] ... Is this sarcasm or?

[UNKNOWN] lmfao wouldnt u like to know, weather boy

[Hotch] ...

[UNKNOWN] was the coffee ok?

[Hotch] It was good.

[UNKNOWN] :( liar i watched u pour it out

[Hotch] Maybe I should get a restraining order.

[UNKNOWN] i literally work in the same office as ur team

[UNKNOWN] I see emily's head bobbing around all day while she talks to morgan and reid

[Hotch] Fair.

[Hotch] No new clues today?

[UNKNOWN] i gave u like four in one go last time???

[Hotch] .... You did???

[UNKNOWN] ... omg

[UNKNOWN] HAA u didnt get the other ones did u

[Hotch] I? No?

[UNKNOWN] >:D

[Hotch] What were the other clues?

[UNKNOWN] mm

[UNKNOWN] nah

[Hotch] Hm.

[UNKNOWN] btw hows ur weekend?

[Hotch] ... Annoying.

[Hotch] My team decided to keep me up until five with the group chat.

[UNKNOWN] yikes

[UNKNOWN] sorry :(

[Hotch] Yeah.

[Hotch] How was yours?

[UNKNOWN] relatively ok...

[UNKNOWN] i may be looking at dogs to fill the void of my empty life :D

[Hotch] How fun. What breeds are you looking at?

[UNKNOWN] lab mixes mainly. i used to have this giant golden when i was young and always loved labs since :,3

[Hotch] Thats... oddly adorable.

[Hotch] If you want, I can look around for you?

[UNKNOWN] ... ok wait a sec

[UNKNOWN] ur being awfully nice to me

[UNKNOWN] why O.o

[Hotch] ... I like dogs?

[UNKNOWN] mhm

[UNKNOWN] but that would be sweet sure :3

[Hotch] Alright.

[Hotch] By the way...

[UNKNOWN] ..?

[Hotch] Have a good day.

[UNKNOWN] you too ...

//

[Rossi] Are you and he having a conversation currently?

[Mar] whhhhyy?

[Rossi] Because he's smiling at his phone

[Mar] ay-

[Mar] nope haven't talked to him all day

[Rossi] Mhm

[Rossi] And just an FYI

[Rossi] I wont tell if you pick me up some coffee in the mornings :)

[Mar] ... fine

[Rossi] :)

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