Sheila and Lopez approaching Red Base. Tucker driving Sheila, he freaks out because he was about to hit the jeepZ
Tucker: Ahh, Sheila we have to slow down or we're gonna run into that jeep!
Sheila: Please take evasive action. Please take evasive action.
Tucker: You take evasive action! Hey, Lopez, help me out! Can't you talk to her?
Lopez runs towards them looking nervous.
Lopez: Perdóname. Pero no puedo hablar con mujeres bellas porque sudo. [Sorry. I'm not good at talking to beautiful women. I get sweaty.]
Grif and Donut are crouching behind the Jeep. Donut looks at Grif with a smile.
Donut: Well old buddy, it looks like this is the end for us. Since we're going to die anyway, there's only one thing left for us to do. Grif-
Grif: If you actually suggest what I think you're about to suggest, I'll just have to kill myself.
Donut: -lets make a break for it!
Grif: Whew! In that case lets go on 3. That's worked well for me in the past.
Donut: Okay, you count.
Grif: Fine, but don't look at me while I count because I get nervous. (he turns around and Donut stands up) 1....(Donut runs away) 2.....(he turns around and sees Donut running) That son of a bitch, he beat me at my own game. Curses!
Sheila is heading right at the jeep
Sheila rams into the jeep, blowing it up and sending Grif and Lopez flying. Lopez yells in surprise of the explosion as he lands in a pool of Grifs Blood. Grif is briefly shown splatterd on the ground. The scene changes to show Sheila being covered by dust and rock lifted by the explosion. The scenes cuts to inside the red base. Donut runs up to Sarge, Sabine and Simmons Panting heavily.
Sarge: Good golly Miss Molly! What is going on out there?
Donut: (Panting as he speaks) Sir, the blues are attacking with their tank! They-they blew up the Warthog, again.
Sabine: I'm still surprised we still have it in one piece.
Simmons: I wonder what jeeps ever did to those guys.
Donut: Grif and I just barely had enough time to make it out of there. Right Grif? (Notices Grif gone)....uhh, Grif?
Cut to inside Cabooses minds Church looks at the other one annoyed.
Church: (to Caboose's mental image of Church) Why the hell did they pair me up with you?
The other Church glares at him.
Mental-Church: I wanted to keep my eye on you. I don't trust giantic turds trying to steal my best friend, you rimjob!
Church rolls his eyes.
Church: Well, this is going to be a great trip.
Mental image of Church approaches the ledge overlooking the area
Mental-Church: Attention Reds! The great Caboose demands an audience with you! So listen up, you blowjobbing cocksuckers!
Mental image of Simmons appears
Mental-Simmons: Caboose? Oh no, he's come to kill us!
Mental image of Grif appears, wearing yellow armor
Mental-Grif: Would someone please help me, I don't want to die!
Mental image of Donut appears, speaking with a girl's voice
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Red vs blue and purple
FanfictionSabine finally gets an answer on who she is but before she could get more answers, donut kills Tex and to make matters worse. She finds out that she has a boyfriend that might not even be alive. Can Sabine find out more about her past? Can she find...
