Trashy (Uninvited Guests AU Oneshot)

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Zachary comes through the door of his apartment, carrying a basket of clothes he had left with 30 minutes earlier.

Zachary: "Hey, Red, Solomon, I'm back!"

Red: "Oh, finally."

Solomon: "Took you long enough, how does it take you nearly half an hour to get your clothes washed and dried?!"

Zachary: "Well uh, I would've normally used the washing machine and dryers in the apartment complex, but an unexpected setback happened in there, so I had to go to the nearest Laundromat."

Red: "That setback being....?"

Zachary: "...This." He says, as he takes out his phone, and pulls up the following image on it, showing it to Red and Solomon. 

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Both: "..."

Solomon: "What the fuck...."

Red: "...Who the hell takes a SHIT in a DRYER of all places?!?!?"

Solomon: "Let alone a dryer meant for public use."

Zachary: "Probably someone who was A, extremely hammered from a party, or B, someone who thinks it's funny to cause property damage." 

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