bts imagines

four. | taehyung

- pick up lines
text imagine

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I scrolled through my social media mindlessly with a bored look on my face.

Everyone seems to be having fun but me. All of my friends are out traveling and doing something while I'm here sitting on my very comfy couch—wasting away.

I let out a puff of air as I like yet another post of my bestfriend who happens to be in the Bahamas with her boyfriend. The Bahamas.

I wanna go to the Bahamas with a rich and sexy boyfriend.

My body flings around as I throw a tantrum, punching the cushions of my poor couch and kicking the air.

It's not fair!!

I finally settled down and had decided to take a break from social media as I knew jealousy would start to kick in even more. That was until I saw a very handsome face.

No scratch that. Handsome doesn't even begin to describe his indescribable looks. I click on the picture that contained my friend and a few other people.

How dare she not tell me she knew this absolutely scrumpdidilyumptous man.

I clicked the tag with shaking fingers and unsteady breaths. The unsteady breaths were then snatched away from me as I saw countless pictures of the beautifully sculpted man.

I'm gonna do it. I nod my head and clench my fist in determination. I'm gonna dm him and I'm gonna get me that Bahama vacation with my hot sexy boyfriend.

Wait. But what should I say?

I pause and shake my leg up and down before an absolutely amazing idea popped up in my head. Who doesn't love a good ole pick up line? My big bro Jin knows all the good dad jokes and even taught me. Dad jokes are quite similar to pick up lines right? Doesn't seem too hard.

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y/n
achoo.

thv
achoo?

y/n
i'd say God Bless you but it looks like he already did 🥵😮‍💨

thv
usually i'd be annoyed and
block but that was a good one

y/n
thank u thank u
i'll be here from monday til sunday!!
wink wink hint ;)

thv
i'm gonna take a guess and
say that this is you telling
me you're free?

y/n
ding ding !
now the winner may get
a prize and that shall be my heart

y/n
but uh oh
it seems like he's already taken it 😔

thv
whoops
i'm pretty hungry
how about i just eat it 😏

y/n
😧
whoops ! got the wrong person !!
i'll be taking my heart back now please !

thv
nope! cant take it back now.
it's mine.

y/n
yours huh?