"That's so corny"

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Tucker | Addison

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Tucker | Addison

"Hi...."

"HEY TUCKER!"

"Oww, why are you shouting?"

"WHY DO YOU THINK?"

"Stop it, I have a hangover"

"Oh I know, you drunk dialed me yesterday."

"I did?"

"Yup, and turns out Mr. I Am So Awesome gets drunk easily."

"I don't remember how I got home. Did you talk to Oliver too?"

"Your husband?"

"No- wait did I tell you that?!"

"Duh, captain obvious."

"Well then he is my best friend, sergeant sarcasm"

"I know, comrade comebacks"

"Fine you win."

"As usual"

"Don't get a big head now"

"Why would I? That's your job."

"Anyways, I didn't say anything umm- else to you?"

"Nope..."

"Thank god!"

"Except telling me how pretty I am several times."

"Ohh....well I sense no lie there."

"But you haven't seen me"

"I know, but how you look like doesn't matter to me at all. Besides I am sure you are beautiful inside and out."

"That's so corny"

"Did you just-"

"Oh god no-"

"You did!"

"Fuc-"

"I can't believe it, you made a pun! I accomplished the task of influencing you, my life is finally complete!"

"Do I get the honor of ending it?"

"Oh come on, you gotta admit, it is hilarious"

"Yeah very, haha."

"That was sarcasm."

"You're learning fast"

"What can I say? You're not the only one who is being influenced."

"And that is my cue to go."

"So early?"

"Yeah, DON'T YOU HAVE TO NURSE THAT HANGOVER OF YOURS?"

"Ughh, I hate you"

"Love you too!"

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