Nickname key:
Sadlo- Arlo
Arlo obsessed toothpaste- Elaine
Stalker rat- Isen
Angry tomato- Blyke
Pink lightning- Remi
Goddess- Seraphina
Not okay- John
Stalker rat: OH
Stalker rat: MY
Stalker rat: GOD
Angry tomato: what??
Stalker rat: SERA AND JOHN AREN'T DATING YET
Pink lightning: WHAT?!! Noooo my ship!!
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: oh no...
Angry tomato: ... that's what you're yelling about?? Wow Isen
Sadlo: I agree with Blyke. That is a stupid reason to yell.
Not okay: h-hold on why are you guys talking about us
Pink lightning: you were avoiding each other
Not okay: W-What no we weren'ttt
Pink lightning: Seraphina just told me
Goddess:
Goddess: you weren't supposed to say that
Not okay: aHhh hi sera
Goddess: h-hi john
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: aww you guys are so cute...
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: if only Arlo- I mean my crush would notice I exist
Sadlo: ...
Not okay: all talk of me and sera aside, are you trying to be obvious?
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: w-what no!!
Not okay: ... you're failing then
Not okay: lol
Angry tomato: ugh you're back to being rude
Angry tomato: Isen you should start talking about their relationship again, that was better than this
Stalker rat: oh yes I will just let me finish this article
Not okay: Isen.
Stalker rat: o-okay fine I stopped writing
Pink lightning: so let's get back to shipping
Angry tomato: great
Stalker rat: ooh yes
Stalker rat: so John and sera why aren't you dating
Not okay: JHEHFJFJNFJF
Angry tomato: I think you broke him, good
Goddess: that is not good
Pink lightning: ship
Goddess: STOP
Stalker rat: but if you both love each other... why not get together?
Not okay: aHhh that's- that's- a good point
Angry tomato: what-
Sadlo: We have to remember that this is still John. He enjoys being weird.
Not okay: I'm not weird hmph
Not okay: sera back me up here
Not okay: AND EVERYONE ELSE PLEASE SHIP SILENTLY
Pink lightning: ship- okay
Goddess: john you are weird
Goddess: but it's okay, you're still hot
Pink lightning: AHHH SHIP
Stalker rat: AGREED
Angry tomato: what is it now??
Pink lightning: WE SAW JOHN BLUSHING AT THAT
Not okay: SHHHHH
Not okay: JUST LET ME ENJOY IT OKAY
Goddess: so uh john... it's lunchtime
Not okay: and?
Goddess: are we going to sit together?
Not okay: uHhhhh I d-don't know are we
Pink lightning: he's still so red OMG
Stalker rat: please just get together this is too cute
Angry tomato: seriously you guys
Angry tomato: John and sera just go eat so Remi and Isen will stop freaking out
Pink lightning: SHIPPP
Stalker rat: SHIP
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: okay I have to join... ship!!
Angry tomato: PLEASE I'M LOSING MY MIND WITH THESE IDIOTS
Angry tomato: I don't mean Remi is an idiot though
Not okay: simp
Angry tomato: just go away
Not okay: fine
Not okay: c'mon sera
Goddess: alright I guess
Angry tomato: are they gone now?
Pink lightning: awww I can see them together in the cafeteria
Stalker rat: they're blushing
Angry tomato: STOP TAKING PICTURES ISEN
Stalker rat: fine 😒
Pink lightning: aww this is just so good
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: hey where are you guys? I want to join too
Pink lightning: outside of the cafeteria
Sadlo: ...
Angry tomato: why do you guys have to do this, Arlo just saw us staring inside and promptly turned and left
Pink lightning: but Blyke they're so cuteeee
Angry tomato: not really
Stalker rat: you'd agree if it was you and Remi though 😏
Angry tomato: S-SHUT UP
Sadlo: They won't. If you want it to stop you just leave.
Angry tomato: ugh...
Angry tomato: is there any other way to get you guys to stop??
Stalker rat: well if we get them together
Angry tomato: I don't believe that
Pink lightning: we need a plan...
Angry tomato: Remi you too??
Pink lightning: please help us Blyke 🥺
Angry tomato: I- fine
Stalker rat: lol ship
Pink lightning: 😳
Angry tomato: no Isen not right now
Stalker rat: so you're suggesting later I can? Don't worry I'll sail your ship 😏
Angry tomato: ISEN STOP IT
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: so... were we going to come up with a plan?
Stalker rat: oh yeah, any ideas?
Pink lightning: what if we get them to go on a date without realizing it?
Angry tomato: what, like send them to the movies or something?
Pink lightning: yeah!! This ship must sail!!!
Angry tomato: that was a joke Remi-
Stalker rat: lol too late you got her excited now
Angry tomato: I give up on this...
Stalker rat: let's get PLANNINGGGG
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FanfictionSeraphina is a goddess, John is (questionably) trying to be better, Remi and Blyke are giving him a second chance, Elaine is dumb while Isen is weird as always... and Arlo can't leave. This is just a normal Unordinary chatfic. The story takes place...
