Arlo is an idiot (26)

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Nickname key:
Stupid/HieRaRcY- Arlo
Arlo obsessed toothpaste- Elaine
Stalker rat- Isen
Blue tomato/Remi's tomato- Blyke
Pink lightning- Remi
Goddess- Seraphina
Gel- John

Pink lightning: I found him

Gel: you're telling us this now?

Goddess: remi you left to go find him yesterday, if you just found him now that's very sad

Gel: and I know for a fact you found him earlier, he came to the dorm last night happy

Stalker rat: ooh tell me more I want to know how this ship sailed

Gel: well the tomato started to talk but I cut him off

Arlo obsessed toothpaste: huhhh why?!

Gel: I don't like romance or love, I don't really believe in it

Goddess: really?

Gel: unless it's between you and me

Gel: then it's fine

Pink lightning: wow that's very sad...

Stalker rat: now I see why he really needs therapy

Gel:

Gel: is that not normal either

Goddess: well it's better than you punching mirrors

Stupid: At least that isn't related to the hierarchy breaking.

Gel: go cry over your stupid hierachy somewhere else

Stupid: It's hierarchy.

Gel: I don't care

Stupid: I would be offended but I don't value your opinions.

Goddess: a mistake, really. John is pretty smart

Stalker rat: he is??

Pink lightning: he is?!

Arlo obsessed toothpaste: what?!

Gel: wait I'm smart?

Stupid: No you're not.

Gel: okay guys that kind of hurts

Goddess: yeah, why don't you believe it

Stalker rat: I can think of a lot of reasons-

Gel: you're not so smart either rat

Stalker rat: 🥲

Gel: only seras really smart

Goddess: true

Pink lightning: wait hold on what about the rest of us-

Gel: are you getting defensive

Pink lightning: well Blyke does better than you in school

Gel: I-

Gel: we don't talk about grades here

Goddess: ahem

Gel: yes

Goddess: as I was saying, John is smart

Goddess: when he's not being depressed

Gel: wow, when have I ever been fine??

Stalker rat: that's a good question

Gel: oh right, before SOMEONE had to ambush me

Stupid: I'm not going to deal with this.

Gel: go cry over your hieracy alone

Stupid: NOW YOU SPELLED IT EVEN WORSE

Stalker rat: I think you broke Arlo

Gel: good

Gel has changed Stupid to HieRaRcY.

Gel: anyways where's the tomato

Goddess: why this all of a sudden

Gel: because I want something interesting to happen

Pink lightning: I'll get him

Stalker rat: ooh let me help

Stalker rat: BLYKE

Stalker rat: BLYKEEEEE

Stalker rat: BLYKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Blue tomato: what?!

Stalker rat: okay everyone continue

Blue tomato: wait why is my name this

Gel: you were sad

Blue tomato: change it now 😡

Gel: wow I guess even having a girlfriend didn't make you less angry...

HieRaRcY: It didn't help you either.

Gel: shush idiot-lo

Gel: and blyke fine

Gel has changed Blue tomato to Remi's tomato.

Gel: there we go

Remi's tomato:

Stalker rat: why

Gel: it's their real ship name

Remi's tomato: HSJDBFJNF

Stalker rat: you broke him...

Gel: don't care tbh

Pink lightning: John 😡

Gel: what now

Pink lightning: don't hurt my friends

Gel: so blykes just a friend

Remi's tomato: what...?

Remi's tomato: after all of this??

Pink lightning: NONONO

Stalker rat: then what is he

Stalker rat: say the words

Pink lightning: fine, he's my... my... b-boyfriend

Remi's tomato: I-

Gel: well he stopped functioning

Goddess: this is kind of boring to watch

Gel: agreed... should we go cause chaos?

Goddess: yes

Pink lightning: OR

Pink lightning: I have another idea

Gel: killing idiot-lo? I like it, how should we start

Pink lightning: no-

Goddess: well that's disappointing.

HieRaRcY: I hate all of you.

Pink lightning:

HieRaRcY: Except you because you're Rei's sister.

Stalker rat: I thought you were nicer than this Arlo

HieRaRcY: No, I can only tolerate Remi.

Remi's tomato:

Remi's tomato: what about all of the times I talked to you about being king

HieRaRcY: It wasn't that great.

Gel: now this is a bit more interesting, watching this idiot hurting everyone like he hurt me

HieRaRcY: Oh please, you thought I would actually have been friends with a cripple?

Gel: sera

Goddess: yes?

Gel: hold me back now before I kill him

Goddess: ehh... I don't think I want to

Pink lightning: UMM I THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE

Remi's tomato: like what?

Pink lightning: like a double date

Stalker rat: now this is interesting

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