It's called having friends (51)

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Nickname key:
Tall blond idiot- Arlo
Arlo obsessed toothpaste- Elaine
Stalker rat- Isen
Red laser- Blyke
X rei- Remi
Goddess- Seraphina
Dark aura- John

Red laser: isen?!

X rei: you aren't dead?!

Stalker rat: uh... no

Stalker rat: wait who's carrying me

Stalker rat: OH IS THIS ARLO

Red laser: don't move too much idiot, you're still injured

Stalker rat: oh... dang it

Arlo obsessed toothpaste: I can't heal you all the way sorry 😭 I'm weak

Stalker rat:

Red laser:

Arlo obsessed toothpaste: ...is no one going to deny that?

Tall blond idiot: That isn't important right now.

X rei: yeah guys, let's just help John and Seraphina!

Red laser: am I allowed to punch him to wake him up?

Tall blond idiot: No.

Red laser: you don't even like John

Tall blond idiot: Yes, but now is not a good time to promote violence.

Red laser: fine

Stalker rat: jOohhhhnnnnnn

Stalker rat: wake up

X rei: Isen... that's not going to work

Stalker rat: SERAPHINA IS STUPID

Dark aura: WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PATHETIC LITTLE-

X rei: John?!

Red laser: well that's one way to get him to answer

Stalker rat: it always works

Stalker rat: but now I may have to fear for my life

Dark aura: ...

Dark aura: I'm going back to sleep

Tall blond idiot: John, we need to get out of here! Get up!

Dark aura: no

Dark aura: I don't want to be here

Red laser: neither do we

Dark aura: just let me die with my trauma in peace

Tall blond idiot: No.

Dark aura: GUYS TURN AROUND LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE HES COMING OH SHOOT HES TALKING

Dark aura: AND SAVE SERA PLS

X rei: so this is Keon?

Dark aura: HEJDJOFJFK

X rei: I'm going to electrocute him

Tall blond idiot: Let me put up a barrier around him first for safety.

X rei: sorry... that must've hurt

Red laser:

Red laser: Remi, there are some people you should never apologize to

Red laser: that guy is one of those people

X rei: oh...

Stalker rat: he screwed up johns life

Dark aura: it's fine, I deserved it

Dark aura: it left my mental state in shatters but it's okay

X rei:

X rei: on second thought can I electrocute him again

Tall blond idiot: Go for it.

Stalker rat: you guys defeated him really fast considering how Seraphina and John were defeated...

Stalker rat: and how you're still carrying me

Tall blond idiot: If you're talking this much, move on your own.

Stalker rat: OOF

X rei: try not to break him too much Arlo...

Tall blond idiot: He's fine.

Dark aura: SERA SERA SERAAAAAAAAA

Tall blond idiot: What now?

Dark aura: SHE WOKE UP

Goddess:

Goddess: ...what-

Goddess: John you're crushing me

Dark aura: sorry 😭

Dark aura: I mess everything up

Goddess: just like I messed up my perfect reputation

Goddess: our lives suck don't they

Tall blond idiot: Oh good, you're awake. In case you all forgot we have some fighting to do.

Stalker rat: I was hoping we could just leave...

Stalker rat: OR NOT

Red laser: Isen, actually pay attention while fighting this time!

Stalker rat: same goes for you

Dark aura: my head hurts

Dark aura: I'm getting flashbacks

Red laser: just punch people

Dark aura: it's not that easy-

Dark aura: oh but what if I pretend I'm punching myself

Goddess: John that's not a good idea

Goddess: you're not a monster

Dark aura: thanks

Red laser: stop crying and fight

Dark aura: okay

Dark aura: hey this isn't so bad

Dark aura: at least I'm not fighting alone this time, we're actually fighting the bad guys

Dark aura: wow this is kinda cool

Stalker rat: it's called having friends

Dark aura: we're friends??

X rei:

Goddess:

Red laser:

Stalker rat:

Tall blond idiot:

Arlo obsessed toothpaste:

Goddess: yes, John, we are

Dark aura: aww how nice

Tall blond idiot: John, someone is about to hit you. Pay attention.

Dark aura: nah it's fine he won't hit me

Dark aura: not after I tell him how my sad story evolved to me having friends

Red laser: wait did you actually make him cry??!

Dark aura: I said my story is very sad okay

Goddess: he's right, it makes me cry every time

Stalker rat: well that's one way to beat people

Stalker rat: dang all of you guys are so powerful

X rei: that was the strongest one, John! Good job!

Dark aura: I did good?

Goddess: yes

Dark aura: huh, weird

Dark aura: who do I fight now

Dark aura: wait... guys?!

Dark aura: I think the evil man just moved

Dark aura: oh no he's getting up

Dark aura: he's looking at me  

Dark aura: GUYS

Keon: Hello, John.

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