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Heavy Metal

Sarge talking to various dirtbags. Alex walks over putting his helmet back on.

Sarge: Okay, listen up dirtbags. If we're gonna invade this fortress, we need a good gameplan. I have got two options we can use.

Cut to a black and white re-enactment of Sarge's plan.

Sarge: Number one, we all run straight at the base in a single file line, screaming at the top of our lungs. The enemy will be so flabbergasted, by the time they have a chance to regroup, we'll already be inside.

Cut back to Sarge and the dirtbags.

Tucker: Oh yeah right, they're not gonna get surprised, they're just gonna start mowing us down.

Will: we will all be dead before we get there.

Sarge: That's the inherent beauty of the single file line. They can only kill the person in front. So if we order from least important to most important, with Tucker being in the front and me being in the back, then we just might make it through.

Simmons: Don't you think Caboose should be in the back, since he's the one carrying the bomb?

Alex: If he dies we all die.

Sarge: Nope, Caboose is in front of me. We need someone in back who can objectively evaluate how the plan is working.

Tucker: How're you gonna know if it's not working?

Sarge: If Caboose dies, I'll know we're in trouble, and immediately abort.

Caboose: (holding the bomb) I think that's a good plan.

Alex: I am not doing it

Grif: Sarge, while that's the most retarded idea I've ever heard, I just wanted to thank you for not putting me in front of the line.

Sarge: Don't get misty, Francine. We'll have already killed you and used your corpse to jam up the windmill.

Alex: You mean the windmill that is moving really slowly?

Cut to a black and white re-enactment of Grif's lifeless corpse riding up on the windmill.

Grif's lifeless corpse: Bleah!!!!!!!!!!!

Cut back to Sarge addressing the audience.

Sarge: I think we can all agree given our current situation, it's the perfect plan.

Nobody responds

Sarge: Okay, well let me tell you about my other plan. Using parts from the Warthog-

Grif: (to Tex) I'm hoping you've got a better idea.

Sarge: (under Grif's line) We build what I like to call "the Grif Cannon."

Will: Sarge do all your plans involve Grif dying 

Sarge: Yes.

Grif: Hoh man... (Grif starts walking away slowly)

Sarge: Utilizing the power of the Grif Cannon, we make a Grif-sized hole in the outer wall. ...Or we paint it a very disgusting color.

Cut to O'Malley ranting about something.

O'Malley: Hahaha, fools. They don't stand a chance against us, hahaha. Do they men?

Lopez:  [No. We will crush them.]