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The Storm

Fade into the fan in front of the base, which the Robot Army (eventually) walks past

Robot Army: Charge.

O'Malley: Hu hu hoh, for God's sake. Will you hurry up! Lopez, I'm disappointed in your work. These minions are much too slow.

Lopez: [I think they are moving along nicely.]

O'Malley: You fool! You don't even have legs, and you still got up here faster than them!

Lopez: [Hey, you're the brains in this operation. I'm just the brawn.]

Doc: They may be slow, but their posture is excellent!

O'Malley: Huhhg...

Doc: A for effort, Lopez!

Cut to Sarge

Sarge: I think they're distracted. Let's use this chance to slip away.

Simmons: Great idea, sir. I have a lock on the distress signal. We can head right for it.

Sarge: Good thinking, Simmons. Everybody in the jeep.

Simmons: Shotgun!

Grif: Shotgun! Fuck.

Donut: Shotgun's lap!

Simmons: Fuck!

Sarge: There's just no room for four people. Someone will have to jog alongside. Grif?

Grif:  4 Sarge but there are 5 of us what about Alex?

Sarge: He has probably already died heroically sacrificing himself for us.

Grif: Also jogging what the hell is that?

Simmons: It's like running slowly. Dear God, you don't know what jogging means?

Grif: Yeah, you lost me at running. Sorry, it's not in my contract.

Donut: Oh, don't worry, I'll do it. Just give me one second while I put my jogging shorts on.

Grif: Wait. I wanna reconsider.

Donut: Who wants to hold my ankles while I stretch out my hammies?

Sarge: Noone's fallin' for that twice, Donut.

Cut to Tex peering out a window at the Robot Army

Tex: Alright, I think I can take 'em. I just need a better weapon.

Tucker: Want me to help you find one?

Will: Tucker I don't trust you when you say that.

Tucker: What why not.

Tex: Mm, why don't you just give me your sword?

Tucker: No way, I can see right through your little ploy. You just want me to give you the sword.

Will: Tex ever heard of finders keepers 

Tucker: Ya I found it I keep it.

Tex: I know what finders keepers is and yes I want you to give me the sword what is worng with that.

Tucker: Yeah, but it's the way you said it.

Will: Agreed.

Tex: You know, it's a good thing that that sword doesn't run on brainpower. Oh my God, Tucker, look! Hot chicks.