Red vs blue season 3 male oc

Defusing The Situation

Fade in to the Blues

Tucker: You're trying to tell us that this bomb can talk.

Caboose: I'm not telling you that, he's telling you that.

Will: I can't believe Caboose was right he is never right.

Caboose: Thank you Phill.

Will: Caboose why did you call me Phill my name is Will?

Caboose: Oh Dill 

Will: Caboose how are you getting my name wrong you've said it correctly before?

Caboose: I prefer to call you Dill, Will.

Tucker: Ya Dill.

Will: Tucker if you start I am going to kill you. Also because of Caboose's mind I'll just let him call me that.

Andy: Hey! Talking bomb here if your going to talk about someone while I am here talk about me!

Tucker: If you could talk this whole time, then why didn't you just... wait, why'm I talking to a bomb? I'm not doing this.

Will: Ya?

Andy: What, am I not good enough to talk to? Who do you think you are, some kind of "too good to talk to a bomb" type? Oh and I like the name Phill.

Will: Oh don't you start Andy!

Andy: Oh you want to go alright then let's go!

Church: Maybe it's a good idea not to piss off the explosive device.

Tex: I agree.

Will backs away form Andy 

Church: I wasn't talking about you Tex.

Tex: Hey, why don't you suck my.

Tucker: Did Gary say anything about the bomb being able to talk?

Church: Uh, just that this whole place is going to be destroyed by us, and that Andy here is probably the thing that does it.

Tucker: Oh. That's not good.

Andy: I don't think so. Bunch of shisnos if ya ask me. And no one did ask me which I find insulting!

Will: Hey no need for the s word we're all friends here. 

Church: Alright, alright, calm down Andy, calm down Will calm down to.

Andy: Don't tell me to calm down, I am calm!

Will: Church don't make the bomb more angry.

Church: Caboose, calm this thing down before it has a meltdown.

Andy: (under Church) Look at me! I'm calm!

Caboose: Andy, everyone here is your friend. And no one wants to hurt you.

Andy: Yeah right.

Caboose: Come on Andy, think of a happy place. Now what makes you happy?

Andy: Being in the middle of a huge explosion!

Church: Less happy place Caboose, less happy place!

Caboose: Ah u... think calming thoughts, uh... let's count backwards from ten! Ten, nine, eight-

Will, Tex and Tucker: NO!