Alright, hi. Yeah, Im guessing you guys noticed I missed my update schedule. A lot of shit happened and I kind of forgot this was here. To explain in very brief detail, 2021 was 2021 and hit particularly hard. Good news, I've actually started to write the next chapter. I'm sending a strong shift in my writing skills since this first came out... Expect some stronger and more detailed angst. I'm... I'm bringing the angst. And of course, Ted's sexy, sexy powers of sheer denial. He really do be "vampires don't exist"ing his way right out of that coffin. I got you guys this time though. It might be shorter, but we'll actually get the ball fucking rolling on this baby! This update is literally just to let you all know I haven't abandoned this and I'm still working on it. Plans may have changed, but we're gonna get through this fucking fic, I swear.
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I Swear He's a Vampire!
FanfictionThis is my own little headcanon. Basically Ted is half vampire on his father's side. However, he doesn't exactly know this until... somewhere in this fic. About the same time his bloodlust finally starts to kick in. And boy, does it hit him hard. Th...
