Levi: I don't.. have a crush. At least, I don't think so..? I don't know who I'd call. I kinda wanna call Light, for unrelated reasons.
Levi: Anyway, SORA
Sora: WHAT
Levi: WHO'S YOUR CRUSH?
Sora: YOUR DAD
Levi: SORA I HAVEN'T SEEN MY DAD SINCE I WAS 4
Sora: HAHA FATHERLESS
Levi: FUCK YOU
Sora: OKAY
Levi: EXCUSE ME???
Sora: NAH NVM UR UGLY
Levi: THOSE ARE SOME BRAVE WORDS FROM SOMEONE WHO'S ABOUT TO GET SLAMMED DOWN TO THE FLOOR SO HARD, THE TASTE OF THE FLOORING WILL NEVER LEAVE YOUR MOUTH FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE YOU SON OF A-
"Luca will you go out with me /j"
Luca: Uh. I don't know you, but sure.
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"To both Levi and Luca, what's the most stupidest sibling stunt you've pulled?"
Levi: Joining the squad
Luca: No, shut up Levi. The actual answer is probably... hmm.. Levi, do you remember that time in highschool when we teamed up together and
Levi: started to superglue random things to the table and floor?
Luca: Uh huh! Remember how Miss June was lecturing our class and we superglued her seat to the floor, so she sat in it and when she tried to push back, it wouldn't move?
Levi: Yep! And she ended up falling off of it. And oh, the amount of quarters and dollar coins we superglued to the ground
Luca: HAHAHA, the amount of kids that struggled to get the coin off the ground was hilarious to watch.
Levi: Ooo! Did you ever have conversations on bathroom stalls? For instance, someone would write something and you'd write something in response and it just turned into like some kind of Twitter thread type shit?
Luca: Levi I didn't get to go into the boys bathroom in high school, idiot. I didn't go to the bathroom at all, I just held it all day.
Levi: Oh right- sorry, I forgot.
"I dare Sora and Jaxx to try to go a few hours to a day without fighting"
Sora: Well! Guess I'm just gonna go and sleep in my room for the rest of the day, bye loser!
Jaxx: Bye nerd!
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"I dare Charli to tell Luca what she loves about him"
Charli: Hey, Luca!
Luca: What's up, Charli?
Charli: I just wanted to tell you that you're an amazing person, you're super sweet and cute, you're not afraid to be yourself and you're just really supportive. Thank you for being in my life!
Luca, who's face was as pink as those hearts on Valentine's Day: *sweaky voice* Mhmm, no problemo, heheheh...
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"Alex and Levi, what's the best and worst thing about having a younger sibling?"
Alex: There's a good part?
Light: HEY
Levi: I mean, I guess the power you hold over them during childhood.
Alex: That is true, I liked bossing Light around and getting him to play with me when I was bored as a child.
Levi: You still have that power now
Alex: Yeah, that's because I pay him though, not because I'm his sister.
Levi: And the worst part about having siblings is the responsibility and tolerance you've gotta have
Alex: Ohhh, yeah! My parents regularly went out and sometimes it was really hard having to take care of Light, cause sometimes he's calm and sometimes he's the reincarnation of Satan.
Levi: He's still like that, and I honestly love it.
Alex: Oh please, what's up with you lately? Recently you've been mostly compliments when it comes to Light and when it's not compliments, it's teasing.
Levi: Uhhh, anyway, my mom wasn't home much so I was the one who had to raise Luca for the most part, which really sucked. The responsibility that comes with being the older sibling sucks, but hey, at least it's all over when you're both adults! I think?
Alex: .
Alex: I'm pretty sure that it isn't legal to burn Miss Misa, Light, Charli, and Luca. And I'm definitely sure I can't replace them-
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