Wrong number

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Jay:

Hey, can you remember to bring 4 dozen pickled eggs that I ordered?

Max:

Uh, wrong number.

Jay:

Oh, ok.

Max:

Why 4 dozen pickled eggs though?

Jay:

Uhh, let's forget that

-Max added Nya, Cole, Zane, Lloyd and Kai into group chat-

Jay:

Wha-

How?

Max:

Hmm. Guess.

Jay:

Tell me or I will beat you up

Zane:

That's not "Ninja" of you, Jay.

Nya:

Hacking skills?

Max:

Mhm

Cole:

What's the purpose of this chat?

Max:

I am wondering why Jay wants 4 dozen pickled eggs?

Lloyd:

Pickled eggs? What do you want with those?

Kai:

Maybe he's an addict?

Jay:

Ey! None of your business

Kai:

You eat them?

Jay:

Uh... no?

Max:

Sounds like a lie.

Lloyd:

I saw you carrying a box full of them into a bathroom last night.

Kai:

Bathroom? What? do you take a bath in it?

Lloyd:

Or drink it?

Jay:

Shut the fuck up you freak

Zane:

Language.

Lloyd:

Nah, as a leader, shut up

Zane:

That's a behavior of a boss, Lloyd.

Kai:

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