Poison in Runeterra - A League of Legends- based D&D campaign

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After the group's golden shower, they went on to Garen's armour shop. There they delivered some of the wolf and raptor fur from the monsters they had defeated in the jungle, and had this turned into armour.

"I heard you were flirting with my sister", Garen said as he handed over wolf armour to Ezreal.

"Oh Lux. Yes, she seems like a great person hehe", Ezreal said a little frightened back. Garen was probably three times as strong and muscular as Ezreal. He held back a bit as Ezreal tried to take the wolf armour, before finally letting go of it.

Even though Garen disliked Ezreal and did not really want to leave Demacia, the group mysteriously managed after enough fussing to persuade Garen to join their adventure. Now Garen was part of the group!

After Garen in a sad way had hung a "we are closed" sign on the store, the group went on to a hotel where they got food and finally went to bed.

The next day they kept on travelling. Their next destination to Mount Targon was The Void. The group walked from Demacia through a mysterious forest. As they walked, the path and forest around them seemed to get more and more confusing. The trees slowly became more purple in colour, and sometimes it felt like they were walking sideways or upside down. Occasionally they glimpsed insects the size of wolves that disappeared as just as quickly as they appeared. Suddenly they were no longer in the woods. There was not a single pine tree in sight. It was just an endless purple dimension with mysterious spirals and rocks, and an indistinct path that went on.

After going a little further, they met someone who looked like a fat ginger elf. He seemed ecstatic to have met someone in this weird dimension.

"Hey you! Do you see me! my name is Gragas! I've been trapped in here for as long as I can remember, and I can not find my way out! There is a monster that lives further in here. I think maybe the way out of this dimension is behind the monster. But before you go, do you want to play "redbeard"? I'm so lonely you know. Those who do the best can even get some gold... »

The group felt like they were too busy to play redbeard. But Shaco managed to persuade the group that redbeard was a fun card game. Actually, he only cared about the gold you could get if you won.

Redbeard is a card-game where you start at 15 points and try to reach 0. It was an exciting match. Tristana and Ezreal were approaching 0, while Gragas, Shaco and Sett had taken too many chances and therefore gone five up several times. The group had simply forgotten that Garen existed, and he was therefore not allowed to join.

In the end, Ezreal won the game, and got 40 gold as his price. After saying goodbye to Gragas, they moved on to The Void. Eventually, they came to an area filled with rivers of blood, which went in strange patterns like a maze. It seemed impossible to get over the bloody and smelly rivers from where the group stood.

Then they heard a terrible howl. The howl came from far away from them, behind some of the rivers. Sett could see a purple creature in the distance. It was a large purple insect that Sett thought had a beautiful, feminine shape.

"How are we going to get over these rivers?" he asked. Unfortunately, there were no blast cones or anything like that he could use to get across the rivers, that otherwise seemed very unpleasant to swim through.

"What's that?" Ezreal asked, pointing to a 2-meter-high purple spiral that sparkled and span around.

"I don't know. Sett, you should try going through it", Tristana said.

«Why do I-»

"Because you're a Chad," Tristana interrupted before Sett had time to finish.

Sett had no counter-argument. It's true that he was a Chad after all. Sett walked through the spiral, and suddenly appeared in a completely different place. The spiral thus turned out to be a portal. He went back through the portal again and told the group that it seemed safe. There were many different portals in the area. As the group tried to navigate through portals from place to place, they could still hear the monster insect making terrible howls, as if it was giving birth.

Eventually they could see smaller insects swimming through the blood rivers. Tristana managed to shoot some of them before they could reach her. Ezreal was not so lucky. Suddenly there was a large insect right in front of him.

Ezreal did not know what to do. "Oh hey there sweetie," he said, looking at the insect.

The insect stared back at Ezreal with a strange facial expression. Then it began to shake. Ezreal did not manage to back off before the insect suddenly exploded. The shock wave and purple slime hit Ezreal and sent him back to the ground. Ezreal was injured and on the verge of dying, but Yuumi luckily managed to save him with her zoomies.

Eventually, Tristana was the first to arrive next to the large insect monster. She recognized the monster as Rek'Sai, a dangerous monster she had read about in the book regarding The Void from the library in Bandle City. Tristana knew she would not be able to kill Rek'Sai on her own, and decided to rather try becoming friends with the insect.

"Omg you have really nice legs, do you train a lot?" Tristana said.

The compliment worked, and Rek'Sai stopped making terrible howls. Rek'Sai and Tristana ended up chatting with each other like two long-time friends at a café. Tristana pretended to understand Rek'Sai's weird insect-language and nodded.

Eventually, the rest of the group had arrived next to Rek'Sai. Rek'Sai had by then put on a dress. Set had big heart eyes. He had never seen anything so beautiful before.

"You looked wonderful in that dress!" Sett said.

Rek'Sai blushed. Sett and Rek'Sai quickly fell in love. They talked for a while before Rek'Sai brought Sett to her room. From the outside, the rest of the group could hear moans and strange howls. Eventually Rek'sai and Sett came out to the group again. Sett seemed very happy.

"Thanks for that. Here you have my phone number", said Sett and handed a note to Rek'Sai.

Afterwards, Rek'Sai showed a portal to the group that led out of Runeterra. The group went through the portal, and suddenly they were out in a normal forest again. In front of them was a sign pointing to Bandle City.