Kurt: Hey! let me get that spot
Eric: Hey! gotta respect the Caddy
Lenny: nice, you drove your piggy bank here
Rob: Hey, come on
Marcus: Hey, Rob's car is an Oompa Loompa too
Roxanne: It's cute, it will do for one night
Lenny: Yeah? you can handle it?
Becky: Daddy, what is that machine doing?
Lenny: It's getting rid of the moth's, honey
Becky: Where is it taking them?
Marcus: Hell
Lenny: Don't say that Higgins
Marcus: Oh, I'm sorry not hell, Mexico
It's giving them electricity, so the moths can fall asleep, electrically
Becky: It's electrocuting them?
Lenny: No, no, no-
Becky: But Daddy, they're dying
Donna + Charlotte: It's killing them?
Lenny: No!
Becky: Daddy No!
Lenny: No, no it's not, okay? Let me adjust it, they're all all right, I promise you, see? Come on, look at this guy Whee...All right, it's still sleeping
Greg: it's dead Dad
Mama (Deanne's mom): Ooh a porch swing. I know what I'm doing this weekend
Lenny: Now he's dead
Rob: Welcome back to1978 everybody
Kurt: I don't remember it this big, this is my kitchen. This is it right now
Deanne: Oh please, enough with the kitchen
Mom: Lenny, thank you so much, it's unbelievable
Donna: Oh my god, an organ
Kurt: Oh, come on could you at least humour me?
Greg: is this like an outward-bound thing Dad?
Keithie: It's like an episode of Lost
Mom: Hon, you might not want to bang on that
Donna: But I like playing it like this
Lenny: Okay so listen guys who's getting what room?
Rob: Actually, I made a map of who gets which room, I took the liberty of reserving the room with the waterbed for Gloria and myself
Gloria: Ooh...You're going to do the backstroke tonight
Donna: I want to go swimming with you guys tonight
I don't mean to sound rude, but sometimes I wonder how am I related to Donna and Bean
Gloria: Oh honey, we're not really going swimming What I meant was
Mom: Oh no, that's okay. She doesn't need to know what you mean; I don't even know what you mean
Marcus: Oh, I know what she meant
Mom: Anyway, let's get back to the room picking Rob, would you like to take us on a tour perhaps?
Rob: Yeah, I'd love to show you a tour Gloria was just trying to be clear
Donna: Why does the grandma get to go swimming and I don't?
Rob: Okay, here's the big daddy, the Master bedroom
Eric: You know what? Lenny should have that
Lenny: Oh no, no, no honey, honey, come on, let the kids have it, it's a fun time for the kids to be together and they can do kid's things Come on, come on, go share it share the Master bedroom
We walked into the room, and I walked to the bay window with Becky
Greg: Hey Dad, What's the big box attached to the back of the TV?
Y/N: That's the rest of the TV, Greg
Under my breath I called him a spoilt brat, I know it's mean but was I wrong
Lenny: They didn't always have flat screens there sport
Keithie: Wow! That is some stone-age shiznit
Lenny: Yeah, that's whack
After everyone brought their stuff to their rooms, we all went and did our own things, everyone was inside except for me, curly our dog, and the dads, I was playing around with curly whilst the dads sat in the shade
Marcus: So, what's with that Labradoodle? It sounds like Stephen Hawking or something
Eric: Well, Curly had his vocal chords clipped, A neighbour filed a complaint, so it was either clip the chords or put Curly down, Y/N wouldn't let me get rid of him, so chords it was
Kurt: Wrong choice
Eric: Come on, he's part of the family, been Y/N's best friend since me and Sally got together
Lenny: Imagine when a burglar comes over and hears that he must run in terror, wow, what's that turkey doing in the house?
Marcus: Quick question, why doesn't Y/N look like you whilst your other kids do?
As I heard my name, I started to walk closer to the dads to hear what they were talking about
Eric: She's not biologically mine, she was born before me and Sally met, but I did raise Y/N since she was a baby, I consider her as my daughter
Rob: Does she call you dad or?
Eric: She calls me Eric, and I'm okay with that
Lenny: Seriously, right now, why is Y/N the only one out here?
Y/N: Because being outside is better than being on devices, plus we came here to have fun and not sit around all day
Lenny: Why are they inside right now anyways? Why would they not come out here and enjoy the lake or do something in the woods?
Y/N: Greg said something about beating his high score on this stupid game
Eric: There wasn't a time of day that I wasn't outside, we weren't, we were always out...we were never in
Lenny: I can't take it anymore
Lenny got up and went inside to get his children
Marcus: Oh, he's being a dad, look at this, He's going to do it?
Lenny came out with his sons on both shoulders and with Becky following behind
Lenny: All right, that's it no more video games, no more cell phones, no more texting, just from now on, while we're here stay outside and play
Greg: What are we supposed to do?
Lenny: Just play like normal kids, come on, move it, Where's Becky?
The rest of the dads got up and went to get their kids
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Grown ups (Y/N Y/L/N x Greg Feder)
FanfictionBackstory: My name is Y/N Y/L/N My dad left me when I was only a month old Not long after she met Eric Lamonsoff, he raised me like his own daughter, but I never felt brave enough to call him dad even though he is a dad to me My mom and Eric got mar...
