i answer my phone and see its my old high school teacher danny devito.
my class is having a highschool reunion which means that i have to go and see those losers of classmates again
and my ex-boyfriend that bucky boo doesn't know about
ig ill have to without the love of my life. eh whatever he would probs kill them all anyways
he's really hot
i look in my closet and find my green green dress. the one with 20 buttons and a strap. I'm such an andrew garfield kinnie.
anyways i also grab my 29490358475987584750805788368875028973857875897382758750979375758973205875062564756486769457306756763786758628747859475734578657463785678658967265958405849570570971589479854758947589458945894758073720891912874764563728138494973829100101928873646553672892837376483293974665748399292737839393938467289293948477565674829100298723647589039807276476736596402783847549390 dollar gucci rubber duck purse which is worth more than all you peasants and walk out the door
but bucky boo boo stops me
"WHERE R U GOING?" bucky boo asks. i, an empath, is sensing that hes mad
"I'm going to my highschool reunion one dollar buck."
"not without me"
"ugh fine. but you have to wear something nicer than that"
hes wearing red plaid pyjama pants and a white shirt because hes a basic white boy
he rips off his shirt and pants to reveal not what u people thought but a tux.
"wow bucky, you look fabulous, but i look fabulouser"
"oh course you do my little yummy bear"
we hop into his honda and drive to my highschool
i strut in just like james potter even tho harry said he didn't strut. spoiler alert. he did. and harry styles is very unobservant. :(
i see my ex boyfriend shrek walk up to me. hes still handsome as ever. but I'm in love with buck.
"Hi shrek," i say.
"Who is this crusty dusty rusty musty fussy uglyussy thingussy?" bucky asks
"bucky boo boo, this is my ex boyfriend shrek Bartholomew Mcdonald"
"i don't like him" bucky says
"Bucky pulls out his fencing sword and slashes at shrek. shrek fights back.
"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" i say
shrek punches bucky in the face and knocks him out
shrek begins to cheer
"oh no you didn't
i take my 90 inch heels and stab shrek until he d-words
"ill save you my Nintendo switch"
i swoop down and kiss buckys chapped lips so that he wakes up.
then i put chapstick on his lips
he doesn't let me do it when he's awake.
"thank you my little dino nuggie"
we kiss for 293848495804029872627274847483928378483928384749392927384732829374784939282725549302927927374849499382927463819287283930283748940383727291019182929393984848474748392938392929383784857473838292920394994050505958474749393939 seconds because we're soulmates and we love each other.
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Bucky X Y/N
Fanfictiony/n is not like other girls. she puts her hair in messy buns and has ocean blue orbs. shes... different.
