I has already stepped up ze first step. Now number two
Haha number 2
Get it
Because 💩
PoopAnyways i was one step one going on two it was a struggle but i knew deep down it would be worth it. Ah stairs. I love me some stairs.
I had just heRd bout Zayn leaving 1D AHAH D GET IT BCUZ D is short for... Nevermoond my mother wunt allow me to say zat. Zat word. Btw my charactor in this story is me Harley. Hi im a 66 year old transexual. I live with my mum and no i am nut British i just like mum.
I love stairs. Like i reallllyyyyy love stairs and i think stairs might love me back. But stairs is stuck in my house anyways so even if stairs dont love me back i can keep stairs hostage cuz stairs cunt move.
Have i mentioned i love stairs.
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