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Woah im already on the third step. God damn bless my soul. HOLEY COW my cow is very holey.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet
AMIRIGHT LADIESSSSA

okay enough fooling around. Time to face these stairs. I am currently sweating my ass cheek off. Ass cheek on cheeks. Very different only one ass bun is sweating at the moument. Dont mix it up.
Im currently also listening to hollywood undead then hanna montana bcuz she mah queeennnnn. Okayso im kifting my foot up... Liffftting it upppp. OML IM ALMOST THERE ALMOST AT STEP FOUR OOOOOO MMMMMGGGGGGGGGG CHARLIE GET GET OVER HEREEEEE.
"Depends.. What are you doing youve been... Groaning"
"NO CHARLIE U NASTY U KNOW I CUNT DO THAT ANYMORE! I almost on step four!"
"WELL SHIT SOMEONE GET THIS BASTARD AN AWARD"
"THANKS JIMMY"
"Its charlie"
"SHH QUIET JIMMY IM TALKING" (aha get it from Bobs burgers)
"Btw that award thing was sarcasm u lil.. Stupid"
"SHHHHHHSHHWQ,JQGDJKEQHUF JIMMY"

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 09, 2015 ⏰

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