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(WHAT DOES AVENGE MEAN?? HELP-)(Anyways, on to the dare! :D)———————————————————————Dave: Avenge him? Why not

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(WHAT DOES AVENGE MEAN?? HELP-)
(Anyways, on to the dare! :D)
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Dave: Avenge him? Why not.

*teleport sound here*

Dave: Hey Bambster, wanna avenge the person who murdered you from last dare?

Bambi: ...

Bambi: what the actual fuck does avenge mean-

Dave: UH-

[Take 2. (god dammit guys -_-)]

Bambi: Yeah sure, I'll try to get back at them. WHEN THEY STABBED ME IN THE FUCKIN' STOMACH-

[6 minutes later]

Strawberry_CakeYT: *sigh* Feels nice about stabbing that short Among Us body lookin' farmer. Hope nothing happens to me. :)

Bambi, behind them: Are you sure about that~?

Strawberry_CakeYT: uh, yeah. please don't slaughter me, it was a joke to kill you-

Bambi, pulling out a knife: A JOKE?! A JOKE?! HAH, THAT AIN'T A FUCKIN' JOKE. YOU LITERALLY FUCKIN' STABBED ME IN THE STOMACH. AND YOU CALL THAT A JOKE? PLEASE, I COULD LITERALLY DO THE SAME THING TO YOU AND CALL THAT A JOKE AND YOU'LL SAY, "bambi that's not funny :("
LIKE HAH, NOT FUNNY STRAWBERRY.
NOT FUCKIN' FUNNY. NEVER WILL BE. NOT IN A MILLION FUCKIN' YEARS WILL LET THAT SHITTY "JOKE" YOU MADE BE FUCKIN' FUNNY. NOW, IMA STAB YOUR STUPID JERKASS TO LET YOU FEEL WHAT I'VE FEEL WHEN YOU FUCKIN' STABBED ME. FEEL MY FUCKIN' PAIN DUMBASS. >:(
(Jeez Bambi, calm down-)

Strawberry_CakeYT: Oh lord, Marcello have mercy-

Bambi, getting ready to stab: HOW ABOUT NO

Strawberry_CakeYT: Oh, fuck. AHHHH-

[8 minutes later]

Bambi, with blood on his clothes: Heya Davey, want some waffles?

Dave: Sure! Wait, what did you use to make these waffles?

Bambi: Strawberry.

Dave: WAIT YOU TURNED STRAWBERRY, THE PERSON THAT KILLED YOU INTO WAFFLES?

Dave: sounds delicious. :D

*Then, they eat the human waffles.*
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(WHAT THE FUCK DOES AVENGE MEAN ANYWAY? I'M SO FUCKIN' CONFUSED-)

(yummy human waffles 😋)

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