Ask or Dare: Dave and Bambi (+ Golden Apple, Strident Crisis, Bambi's Purgatory)

oh boy we got 3 dares o_o

(First dare:)

Expunged: The fuck kinda name is for that game?

Bambi: i know right-

Dave: I don't know, but we'll try it out on my private server.

Bambi: kk

[They join the private server.]

Expunged: Which chapter do you wanna pick?

Dave: Hmm, Chapter 8 I guess.

Bambi: Chapter 8? Alright.

[They pick Chapter 8 (Carnival)]

Bambi: Now, Player or Bot?

Expunged: Bot, because the dare said we have to survive, not one of us.

Bambi: Well I mean, we can team or something.

Dave: I agree.

[They pick the gamemode Bot.]

[time skip cuz lazyyy]

Expunged: Yep, we're here.

Bambi: NOW GO BEFORE THE "PIGGY" OR SOMETHING KILLS US

Dave: Chill dude, we got 30 seconds before it gets here.

Bambi: Oh.

Expunged: Got this green key here, don't know where to use it.

Bambi: The green lock is right infront of you, dumbass.

Expunged, sarcastically: OH THANK YOU SO MUCH MARCELLO

[Expunged unlocks the door.]

Dave: What's inside?

Bambi: Got this orange key.

Expunged: Got a plank.

Dave: Well, I got a red key.

[30 seconds past.]

[Piggy has woken up!]

Bambi: OH SHIT, THEY GONNA KILL US

*Dave gets out of the green key room, then goes to the red key room (the tent).*

Dave: A plank needs to be placed there...

Dave: Hey Expunged, you got the plank?

Expunged: Yeah, why?

Dave: Place it right here.

Expunged: Alright.

*He places the plank as a bridge.*

Dave: Got a wrench.

[Meanwhile with Bambi when he unlocked the orange key door (Foxy's Cage):]

Bambi: why the fuck is there a fox trapped in here-

Bambi: Eh, it doesn't matter. I'll try to get the white key, WITHOUT ME GETTING STABBED BY THE FOX.

*Bambi carefully goes for the white key and grabs it.*

Bambi: Got it! >:D

*Bambi runs out of the cage, then used the white key for the exit, followed by Dave using the  wrench for the exit.*

Dave: Now, we need the hammer and that code card thing.

*Expunged noticed the bot behind Bambi.*

Expunged: BAMBI LOOK BEHIND YOU

Bambi: What? OH SHIT, RUN-

Dave: AHHHHH-

*They all run away from uh, y'know.*

Bambi: HEY GUYS FOUND THIS YELLOW KEY, WHERE DOES THIS GO?

Expunged: Hmm, in that room!

*He points at the room with a yellow safe inside.*

Bambi: thanks i guess-

*Bambi runs fast into the room, unlocked the safe, got a hammer, used it for the bell, then got the actual hammer.*

Bambi: GOT IT

*He runs to the exit, used it, then runs away.*

Dave: All we need now is the code card!

Expunged: I see it, but we need a water gun.

Dave: Yes, but the safe is at the blue key part, which is not unlocked.

Bambi, running to them: HEY GUYS FOUND THIS BLUE KEY

Expunged: Now, it will be unlocked. Thanks to Bambi.

Dave: LET'S GO-

*They run to the blue key area, then Bambi unlocked it.*

Dave, noticing a piece of ammo: Oh hey! While I was with Expunged, I got this gun here! Now I can use this piece of ammo right here to load it!

*Bambi looks at the area with the water gun at the other side, but it needs a wrench.*

Bambi: Great, we need the wrench again.

Expunged, having the wrench in his hand: Don't worry, I got it.

*He unlocks the wrench part, then Bambi gets the water gun.*

Bambi: Got it, NOW LET'S GO TO THE STAND WITH THE CODE CARD OTHERWISE WE'RE DEAD

Dave: What do you mean? We only have 6 minutes left! And the bot isn't here.

Bambi: NOW HE IS, BEHIND YOU-

Dave: wait what, AH-

*Dave shoots the bot, knocking them out for 30 seconds.*

Expunged: LET'S GO

[1 second later]

Dave: Okay, we're at the stand.

*Bambi uses the water gun, then Expunged gets the code card.*

Expunged: This is the last thing we need!

Bambi: NOW LET'S GO BEFORE THAT THING WAKES UP

*They all ran to the exit, Expunged uses the card, and the exit opens.*

Bambi: HAHA, SEE YA LATER YOU BITCH ASS CLOWN

*Bambi escaped.*

Dave, rolling with his wheelchair to the exit: Jeez Bambi, why are you like this-

*Dave escaped.*

Expunged, looking at the bot before escaping: LMAO THIS THING CAN'T EVEN KILL US

*Expunged escaped.*
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(Dare 2:)

Dave: Die with invincibility? Okay?

*Dave teleports to a cliff, then rolls himself with his wheelchair to the edge, then rolls off.*

Dave: AHHH-

*Dave falls to the ground, without any injuries.*

Dave: I'm okay-
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(Dare 3:)

Bambi: BUT I ONLY KNOW HOW TO GROW CORN IS TO USE SEEDS

Bambi: ...

Bambi: Wait, gimme a sec.

Bambi: /spawn_corn

*The corn spawns in the farm.*

Bambi: There, I grew some corn.