Ask or Dare: Dave and Bambi (+ Golden Apple, Strident Crisis, Bambi's Purgatory)

Dave and Bandu's Game of Mario Kart

Dave: Yeah sure dude! I would love to play Mario-

Bandu: AW YEAH, DAVE I WILL BEAT YOUR FLAT WHEELCHAIR ASS IN THE GAME

Dave: NAH MAN I'LL BEAT YOUR 3D ASS

Bandu: BET BITCH

*They get into a match with other random people.*

Bandu: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU LOSE >:D

Dave: OH LET'S SEE ABOUT THAT >:(

[start sound]

Dave: LET'S GO-

[2 minutes later]

Bandu, in 1st place: OH SHIT THERE'S A BLUE SHELL HEADING MY WAY

Dave: WHICH I SENT IT >:D

Bandu: YOU BITCH, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE DISABLED.

Dave: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE BALD.

[The shell hits Bandu's cart, making him fall into 4th place.]

Bandu: ...

Bandu: FUCK! *throws the controller at the TV*

Dave: HAHA-

[6 minutes later: (the tv's fine don't worry-)]

Dave, in 2nd place: AW YEAH I'M DOING GOOD-

*Dave notices the blue shell from the map.*

Dave: OH NO NOT THE BLUE SHELL

Bandu: HAHA PAYBACK YOU DISABLED BITCH

Dave: FUCK YOU BANDU >:(

*Then the shell hits Dave, sending him to 5th place, behind Bandu who's now in 2nd place.*

Dave, getting so angry: YOU MOTHERFUCKER *slaps Bandu at the back of his head really hard*

Bandu: AHAHA-

[After the round:]

Bandu: I WON! LET'S GO, DAVE YOU MAD THAT YOU LOST OR SOMETHING?

Dave: ...

Dave: ALRIGHTY IMA STAB YOU WITH MY TOOTHPICK LEGS, GET OVER HERE YOU BALD-HEADED BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKING SHITTY LOOKING ASS PERSON

Bandu: OH FUCK HAVE MERCY-