Scp Doctor Oneshots (Mostly Bright)

Dr. group chat

Hi there, it's me and I'm not dead! Bringing you another chapter of entertainment and so on!

This is gonna be a group chat of sorts, never really had one myself so it might suck.

Names-

Cannons- bright

Tired- glass

K.booterflys- kondraki

bombs- iceberg

Classical- gears

Good boy- crow

Bastard- clef

Alright have fun!

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Chaos begins with-

Cannons: anyone see clef
Cannons: he owes me 5 bucks

Tired: he did rush out our meeting early after checking his phone
Tired: did you send him anything

Cannons: a bunch of death threats
Cannons: and like-
Cannons: a long paragraph about how I'm going to gut him

Tired: that would certainly do it

K.Booterflys: is this really the reason he fortified his whole office?
K.Booterflys: seems over dramatic but ok

Bastard: you don't get it kon
Bastard: he will follow through with those threats

bombs: clef jus giv em the 5 buck an be don wit it

Bastard: what the fuck

K.Booterflys: is iceberg dying?
K.Booterflys: cause if so I won't allow it, he's the only one who does our work for us

bombs: nah I ain dead yet
bombs: but der is the afta efec of boms

Cannons: couldn't even spell bombs right
Cannons: @Cassical come get your mother fucking boyfriend and help

Classical: Bold of you to assume I wasn't there when it happened

Tired: back on track though
Tired: bright just go get the 5 dollars from clef
Tired: can't die anyway might as well do something

Cannons: ouch glassy
Cannons: you wound me

Tired: come even 6 feet near me right now and I will give you something to fear.
Tired:I have so many things to log into files

K.Booterflys: just watched bright kick down clefs door and then heard clef yelling
K.Booterflys: I'm gonna assume clef is KIA now

Cannons: after that I sure hope he is
Cannons: fucker didn't even have 5 bucks on him
Cannons: broke ass bitch

Bastard: Jesus fucking crist this hurts

Cannons: Good You Ungrateful Little Peice Of Shit!
Cannons: Be Happy You're Even Alive

bombs: bri wih capz on is scry

Classical: Dr. Iceberg get off your phone and sleep please.
Classical: You still have work tomorrow

K.Booterflys: yikes bud that sucks

bombs: I'm going to make you meet the thing that put you in this universe, and you will have to justify the space you've filled.

K.Booterflys: alright then I'm staying home tomorrow it was was fun an all
K.Booterflys: actually it's night
K.Booterflys: good night

Cannons to Tired

Cannons: you want some help with those files si?

Tired: God please yes

Cannons: be there in 5

K.Booterflys to Bastard

K.Booterflys: you need help

Bastard: can't tell if that's a question
Bastard: or if that's a statement

K.Booterflys: dude bright legit just stabbed you in the gut
K.Booterflys: you know what nevermind, I'm taking you to med bay
K.Booterflys: be there in 2

Bastard:...
Bastard: thanks

Classical to Good boy

Classical: Please be prepared for a lot of us calling out tomorrow.
Classical: A few of them got hurt and some just need a day off.

Good boy: alright I'll tell the junior reaserchers it'll be an observation day
Good boy: anything else cogs?

Classical: No that would be all. Thank you prof. Crow.

Good boy: no problem

~~~Time Skip a week~~~

Chaos begins with-

Tired: whoever rigged my office with glitter I will beat your ass.

K.Booterflys: I honestly love what you did with the place
K.Booterflys: it really sparks inspiration in me to decorate more

Tired: did you just

bombs: I just watched glass tackle kondraki and beat the shit outa him

Bastard: can confirm
Bastard: I was right next to him and I also saw it happen

Cannons: are none of you helping kon?

bombs: he had it commin to him
bombs: and glass just dragged him out the door as well

Cannons: welp time to plan the funeral

K.Booterflys: yo fuks help me

Bastard: you know, I prefer to live thank you very much

Classical: Can someone explain why Dr. Glass just threw Dr. Kondraki into a wall like it was nothing?

bombs: kondraki glitter bombed glass' office and glass is killing him for it

Classical: Ah
Classical: not gonna mess with that then

Bastard: aren't you supposed to be the responsible one and break that apart?

Classical: I know better than to mess with Dr. Glass when he's like this
Classical: Or in other words,
Classical: I'm paid to be alive not strangled by a therapist

bombs: yeah good choice on that one buddy

~~~Time Skip 10 minutes~~~

Good boy: why is glass sleeping in brights office?

Bastard: oh thats where he went
Bastard: Is bright in there?

Good boy: yeah

Bastard: that's probably how he got glass to stop trying to kill kondraki

Good boy:...
Good boy: I'm not gonna question it.

Bastard: good choice

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Alrighty it's done! Remember to put your requests in the comments if you have any and I'll get back to you later on

Have a great day/night/afternoon/mornin!