Cookie Run Group Chat

Dead

Golden Cheese: Yoo how are y'all doing!

Dark Cacao: We are not doing anything.

Dozer: We are dead. Remember?

Onion: WE ARE DEAD?

Dozer: Oops lmao.

Golden Cheese: The others are alive tho- Why can't we come to the kingdom?

Dozer: Because I suck at babysitting and if you guys leave Onion would suffer.

Dark Cacao: Since we are talking about Onion, is she okay?

Dozer: She is having a mental breakdown.

Golden Cheese: Is it because we're dead or she's dead?

Dozer: Both.

Dozer: Anyways what do we have for dinner?

Dark Cacao: Vegetables.

Dozer: But we are dead we don't need to stay healthy!

Dark Cacao: It's not because it's healthy. You guys can suffer.

Golden Cheese: Yo just because your son sliced the shit outta you that doesn't mean you can bully us!

Onion: Why can't we eat something nice...

Golden Cheese: Don't worry kids I'm going to order pizza!

Dozer: Woho!

Onion: Such a girlboss.

Dark Cacao: What?

Onion: Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.

Dark Cacao:...

Dark Cacao: You taught her that didn't you?

Dozer: Kinda.

Dozer:...

Dozer: Yes.