Sheila's turret and Alice's Pistols' are pointed at Both Simmons and Grif
Grif: Why are they just standing there?
Simmons: Just trying to mess with our heads. Let's get back to the Warthog.
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Sheila: This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button.
Caboose: Auto-fire, auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay, that's more a switch than a button...
Sheila: (in the background) This will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures-
Alice: Caboose Don't-
Cut to Simmons and Grif.
Simmons: Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One...
Grif: Wait. On three? Or three and then go?
Simmons: On three. It's always faster to go on three.
Grif: Okay, okay. On three.
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Caboose: Here! (click)
Sheila: Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated.
Alice: Caboose Why???!
Caboose: Ms. Nice Lady, I don't know how to fire the main cannon!.
Alice: Just don't accidently kill your teammates, I'm going to go head up the mountain to assist Church and Tucker.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: Ready?
Cut to Sheila's HUD.
Sheila: Acquiring target.
Cut to Church and Tucker.
Church: I'm going for the jeep. Cover me.
Cut to Simmons and Grif. Grif is backing away.
Simmons: One...
Grif turns around and starts running away. The view cuts to Sheila's HUD, her crosshair following Grif.
Sheila: Target acquired.
Cut to Grif running.
Grif: (panting heavily) Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit...
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: Two...
Cut to Sheila's HUD locking onto Grif.
Sheila: Target locked.
Cut to Church running toward the Warthog. He's panting loudly.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: Three! (turns around and sees Grif running away) Oh, you back-stabbing cock bite!
Alice: HA! (starts running towards the other path up the hill.)
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Sheila fires and blows up the Warthog right in front of Grif.
Cut to Simmons.
Simmons: (crouches next to Sheila) Son of a bitch!
Cut to Grif.
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!
Cut to Church.
Church: (near the explosion) Son of a bitch!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Alice: (radio) Nice shot Rookie!
Simmons: Shit!
Sheila fires.
Simmons: Son of a bitch! God...
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Simmons: ...dammit!
Sheila fires.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires)
Cut to Church running back up to meet Tucker.
Tucker: Hey dude, the jeep blew up.
Church: No kidding. Thanks for the update, Tucker.
Cut to Grif and Simmons hiding behind a rock.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)
Simmons: (mocking Grif) Hey, I have a GREAT idea. Let's get out of the jeep and sneak around the back of the rock.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)
Simmons: Great plan, you idiot!
Cut to Sheila's HUD looking over the rock.
Sheila: All targets eliminated. Acquiring new target.
(Alice arrives right next to the 2 blues)
Her crosshair starts panning up and to the left.
Cut to Church and Tucker with Church standing in the open looking down at the tank.
Church: Hey, Tucker, look at this, man - it's the rookies! And they brought out the tank to scare off the reds.
Tucker: What? No way!
Church: Hey, rookie! Good job, man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
Sheila: New target acquired. (spinning turret around to aim at Church)
Cut to Sheila's HUD, her crosshair slowly panning up the cliffside at Church.
Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church!
Alice: Church, you may want to get down.
Church: (ignores Alice) Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man?
Sheila: (locking on to Church) Target locked.
Cut to Caboose in the driver's seat.
Caboose: What!? No! Target unlock! Unlock! Please help me, other nice lady!
Cut to Sheila.
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Cut to Caboose and Alice.
Caboose: Uh oh...
Alice: Uh oh...
Cut to Tucker.
Tucker: Uh oh...
Alice: CHURCH GET DOWN NOW!
Cut to Church.
Church: What? ..Oh, son of a bi-
Church is shot and launched into the air.
Cut to Tucker.
Tucker: Holy fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me! Church!
Cut to Sheila. Tucker is visible on the cliff in the distance as he yells at Caboose.
Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!
Alice: Damnit Caboose! What was the one thing i said!
Sheila: Auto-fire sequence deactivated.
Church: (dying) Tucker! ...T-Tucker!
Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay, man.
Church: No. Ah... I'm na-I'm not gonna make it. Tucker... there's something I need to tell you.
Tucker: What is it?
Church: I just want you to know.. I always hated you. I always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
Church: Okay. Herk!...Bleah...
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Red Vs Blue w/ Purple - The Blood Gulch Chronicles
FanfictionThe Reds and Blues of Blood Gulch are monkeying about one day, when suddenly a loud crash is heard from the middle of the canyon and a soldier emerges. Alice is my OC, Red Vs Blue is owned by Rooster Teeth. (o7) Started : December 22nd, 2021 (Mostly...
