Red Vs Blue w/ Purple - The Blood Gulch Chronicles

S1 Chapter 18 - Last one out, hit the lights.

Camera pans up to reveal Grif and Simmons standing atop Red Base. Lopez is visible in the background.

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif: No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.

Church possesses Lopez.

Lopez: Keegakergerk!

Simmons: What? What's wrong with Lopez?

They turn to look at him.

Grif: I don't care.

Simmons: Hey, Lopez, uh.. you okay, man?

Church as Lopez: Aye, muchachos, necesito darles...... un aviso...

Caption: Guys, I need to give... you a... warning...

Church: ¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando en español? ¡Yo no puedo hablar español!

Caption: What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!

Simmons: Um... Sure...

Church: ¡No, no, escuchame! ¡La bruja los va a matar! ¡Ella está trabajando en el tanque!

Caption: No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank!

Cut to Tucker overlooking Tex who is still working on the tank.

Tucker: Aw, crap. Caboose, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and tell him what's going on.

Caboose: Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker, please! Tuck-

Tucker: Yes, you can be the one who radios Church.

Caboose: Thanks, man. (turns on radio) Calling Church. Come in, Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.

Tucker: O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose.

Caboose: I never said that, you guys did!

Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?

Caboose: Because I didn't want to be difficult. (turns on radio... again) Come in, Private Church. Do you copy? Soldier unit Tex and Soldier unit Virginia almost has the armor vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification of your... mission...ness. (clears throat) How is your progression?

Church: (over radio) ¡Caboose! ¡Nadie aquí está escuchando mí! ¡No mas puedo hablar español!

Caption: Caboose! No one here is listening to me! I can only speak Spanish for some reason!

Caboose: ... (turns to Tucker) ...He says he wants to talk to you.

Cut to Sheila.

Sheila: Thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank.

Alice: Hey Tex; want me to tag along?

Tex: Nah, I got this.

Tucker: Oh shit. We got trouble.

Cut back to Church (as Lopez) talking to Grif and Simmons.

Church: Un tanque... grrrande!

Grif: Hey. I think if you're gonna live in this country, you should speak the language.

Sheila: (from a distance) Target locked.

Simmons: What country? We're on an alien planet.

Grif: What're you, a communist?