Poetic Mistake (Epistolary)

26

HANSama ng mukha ni Hans
7:12 AM

Boss Sean:
@Phoenix did you find the evidence?

Phoenix:
Yes bossing. I emailed it to you.

@Axis par nakausap mo na sila kuya revo?

Axis:
Oo tol, sila na bahala sa legal action

HANSome:
Si dean buentura pala kapit ni dela franco

Kaya naman pala, parehas silang manyak

panira ng image ng kalalakihan 😡

Axis:
May pakinabang ka pala pre HAAHHAHAHAHA

HANSome:
🖕

8:00 AM

Boss Sean:
Hans, gather a statement from their victims.

Make sure you get their consent first.

AND don't forced them to speak.

This might trigger traumatic memories.

HANSome:
Areglado master.

Boss Sean:
Thank you guys. I owe you one.

HANSome:
No problem bossing basta ikaw

***

BiTCHeS
2:00 PM

Jannie:
Napaalam na namin ni tita si rikka

Tell her na don't worry about anything and rest

Nauna na pala si tita Rinna dyan kasi may gagawin pa ko

how is she?

Ellie:
Kumakain pa

Kasama niya si minashii

Jannie:
don't let her hold her phone

2:47 PM

Jannie:
wth

WTH ELLIE

sean got in a fight with jameson maniac

Ang scary ng kambal mo

"You can remove my name in dean's list I don't care"

BOOM

Ellie:
wHAT??

anyare?

And why are you live chatting here?

Jannie:
Shut up

pangarap ko to WHAHAHAA

Nandito ako sa office ni dean buentura

Isa ako sa witness

He threatened your twin lol HAHAHA

obvious na kampi siya sa manyak

of course kailangang kampihan ang kapwa manyak

AHAHHAHAHA PULANG PULA NA SI DEAN BUENTURA

"you.. youu. "

speechless yarn?

Ellie:
I'm questioning his qualifications as a dean rn

speechless ang manyak

Feeling pogi panot naman 😂

kala niya di natin alam na wig lang suot niya 😂

Jannie:
Ellie ad hominem na yan...

but trueee lol

"You expect me to stay still and let that man punch me?"

Burn burnn 🔥

Sean - 2

Buentura - 0

Dela france - KO

"YOUUU THREATENED HIM FIRST!!!!"

ay baket ka naman sumisigaw buentura?

di bagay HAHAHAHAHA

"And you what are you typing on your phone"

nadamay pa ko wth

Ellie:
Jannie wth 😂  stop AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now i need you to recreate the scene later

U better tell me when, where and how sean got in a fight with jameson

Jannie:
get me out of here first btch

your twin is fucking scary

WHAT

he freaking drop a bOMB!!

BOMB!

U hear me?????

A freaking bomb

Hindi literal hahaha

buentura and dela franco will definitely go to jail

nanginginig na sila hahaha

I'mma borrow rikka's line: "boom desurvv"

Ellie:
Wait wait

What did he drop?

Jannie:
Evidence ng mga kamanyakan nila, may testimonies pa ng mga victims

Ang bilis kumilos ng kambal mo he did that in just 2 days???

dumating si kuya revo and his legal team

sean just ended buentura and dela franco's career in just one move lol

Boto na talaga ako sa kambal mo

Kaya lang katakot

Super calm niya lang pero you can feel how angry he is

that's... hot

Oh no

forgive me bebe rikka, di kita inaagawan HAHAHAHA

Ellie:
Stfu jannie gurl jusko, susumbong kita kay kuya pinix 😂

Jannie:
sumbong mo i don't care lol

Ellie:
Get out of there bitch, my driver's already at the univ

Jannie:
Nice timing bitch, puslit na ko dito

labyu, tirhan niyo ko ng pagkain dyan!!

pigilan mo si minami sa paglamon!!!!!
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