Enjoy this short Drabble I had in my head for the past day or two.
Drabbles are simply short stories under 1,000 words. And sometimes depict a fluff or angst setting.
But in the meantime, enjoy!
Denmark x Fem Reader x Netherlands
Plot: fluff
I don't know what to name the Netherlands, so we will use the nickname "Ned" instead.
As always, in my one shots, the reader is between 19-24!
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"Okay Y/N, be honest, who was the best hair?", Matthias said with a smirk. The h/c girl began to giggle.
"Y/N, you know I have the best hair", the Dutchman said smoking. "The Dane doesn't know what he is talking about."
"Please my hair looks twice as healthy compared to yours."
"At least mine looks natural though."
"I'll let Y/N decide that rule", scoffed Matthias. "So do you have an answer Y/N?"
You began to giggle. "But I think both of y'all's hair is really good?" You then tapped your chin before gaining an idea. "I think I have a proposal."
Both males looked at her. "And that is?"
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You took both of your friends to the futbol field. It was a pretty sunny day to have a great game of soccer.
You sat on the bleachers seeing both of them change into the futbol uniforms. The Danish man wore his red and white jersey while the Dutchman worse his orange and black one. You weren't going to admit it, but they were both good looking.
"What do us having to play soccer prove a point with our hair?", whined Matthias. "I mean I get we are good looking, but come on now."
"Maybe Y/N wants me to beat you in voetbal", Ned shrugged.
Matthias scoffed. "Please, I'll beat you any day."
"Is that why you lost to England in the uefa tournament?"
"Please you lost to Czech Republic you're the least person to be talking right now."
"But I am qualified to go to the World Cup."
"Really?", smirked the dane. "Well I was one of the first to be qualified. Are you saying I can beat you?"
Ned smirked back. "You will lose. You're so on!"
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After two hours of playing back and forth, the Ned and Matthias were tied on 1-1. The h/c girl began to look at her best friends playing. And she was definitely enjoying the view to say the least.
It was very funny on how they became best friends. One was more introverted than the other while the other extroverted and you in the middle of them both. Honestly you don't even know how both of you work out the friendship, but it didn't matter, it was perfect.
"Can we take a break?", yelled Matthias, wiping the sweat off his forehead. "This is getting tiring."
Ned put his hands on his knees, trying to catch his breath. "Ja, I agree, I'm tired."
You laughed. "I have some water for you guys. I think we can call it quits now." Both boys jogged to you and grabbed the bottle of waters, drinking as if it was the last thing on earth.
"So Y/N, who won that battle?", Ned asked. In all honesty you were not paying attention. These boys sweated a lot, so the shirt stuck to their body figures.
Okay, but why they got good man tiddies?
"Yoo hoo", Matthias said waving his hand in front of you. "Earth to Y/N, who won that battle."
Your cloud nine quickly came back to the ground. "Huh?"
Matthias groaned before chuckling. "Silly Y/N who has the best hair? It's obvious me, right?"
"Nee, it's me", argued the Dutchman.
"Nej, it's me!"
"Well you see", you started making both blonde men stare at you like puppies, eager to hear your answer.
"Well!", both of them exclaimed at the same time.
You began to giggle and later run off, leaving both of the boys confused. To be honest, they have both good looking hair, you just wanted to see two hot men playing soccer.
"Wait Y/N come back!", yelled Matthias. "Why won't she tell us the answer?"
The Dutchman shrugged. "I have no clue. To be honest, I don't think she cared about our hair."
"Ehh?", asked Matthias. "What do you mean!"
Ned rolled his eyes and smirked at the girl running off. "I'm saying is... maybe all she wanted a view."
"Do you think Y/N likes us?", asked Matthias.
"She just finds us hot", said Ned still having his smile. "And I don't blame her."
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Enjoy this funny Drabble baes
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HETALIA ONE SHOTS
Random: alrighty let's do this! : REQUESTS: open : started : July 2021
