Herobrine

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I saw Herobrine and wanted to ask him on a date but he backed away. Every time that I approached, he just backed away to the very edge of my vision. I caught a glimpse of him in the distance on a few occasions and it looked like he was about to fall back to the village. I was getting very frustrated. I finally managed to approach Herobrine and asked him, "Want to.. go on a date or something?"

Herobrine looked me up and down before nodding. I lead Herobrine to a diner. I look at the menu, there's lots of vegetables and pumpkins...I already eat a lot of pumpkins as is. I order some kind of fish and Herobrine orders fish as well. I head to the bathroom as the waiter brings out our meals. I wash my hands and come back to my seat...something feels wrong, the fish I ordered doesn't look like what's on my plate. What I ordered looks more like what Herobrine got, what's on my plate is some kind of spiky fish. I feel like it would be rude to complain about my meal on the first date so I eat it anyway. Immediately I feel sick, I collapse out of my seat.

Herobrine looms over me and begins looting my pockets as I breathe my last breath.   

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