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noblehouseofcrack: why did straight men exist? like what do they contribute to society? nothing
48 replies
oldmacdonald: living for your chaotic tweets
    ↳noblehouseofcrack: it's 3am mary help me

marleymckinnon: wanna share an uber to get to james's?
   ↳noblehouseofcrack: yh but what does that have to do with my revolutionary ideas
       ↳marleymckinnon: you weren't responding to my messages

(uglycheese)
you: oi

uglycheese: what?

you: so now u respond?

uglycheese: get to the point marls

you: do you want to share an uber with me 🥺🥺🥺

uglycheese: ur such a bottom marls

you: sirius ur an absolute dickhead

uglycheese: what's that about my dick?

you: shut up

(wifeyyy)

wifeyyy: marls what are you wearing tomoz?

you: idk

wifeyyy: i was thinking...

you: 😍😍😍you: don't cover up ur gorgeous face mary 😤

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you: 😍😍😍
you: don't cover up ur gorgeous face mary 😤

wifeyyy: stawp ur making me blush ☺️

(jamespotter)

you: do i need to bring my own booze?
you: for saturday

jamespotter: sure if you want

you: cool
you: i have a more sirius question

jamespotter: don't you mean serious???

you: no.
you: don't you think sirius has been acting weird lately?
you: they keep looking at their phone and being disappointed when they have no messages

jamespotter: they haven't seen their brother in a while
jamespotter: do you know about their parents?

you: that they're dicks?

jamespotter: maybe you should talk to sirius about this

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 17, 2022 ⏰

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