the time has come! let us welcome.. the first HAIKYUU SKIT!!! HOORAY! lettuce begin!!!!!!!!! wait.. before beginning lemme just say, I DO NOT own camp camp, I'm positive it is owned by Rooster Teeth. (link above) anywayz enjoy
Characters:
Max - Tsukishima Kei
Neil - Kuroo Tetsurō
Nikki - Bokuto Koutarou
Ered - Suna Rintaro
David - Takeda Ittetsu
Gwen - Ukai Keishin
Campbell - Ukai Ikkei
Quatermaster - Tanji Washijo
Nurf - Iwaizumi Hajime
Harrison - Oikawa Tooru
Space Kid - Suguru Daishou
Nerris - Kageyama Tobio
Dolph - Akinori Konoha
Preston Goodplay - Kenji Futakuchi
Sheriff Sal - Sheriff Sal
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*Eagle screeching*
Takeda: Can you believe it, Kei? We're getting not one, not three, but two new campers today!
Tsukishima: Yup. It's really, truly horrifying.
Takeda: Horrifying? What, are you afraid of making a few new friends?
Tsukishima: I'm not here to make friends, Ittetsu. I'm here because camp is where kids are sent when their parents don't want to deal with them.
Tsukishima: Why do you think we return the favor when they hit seventy?
Takeda: Hang on a sec, what are you even doing out here?
Tsukishima: Well, it's definitely not because the bus only comes in from the city to drop off and pick up campers
Tsukishima: And so far seems to be my only reasonable method of escaping this fucking nightmare of a camp.
Tsukishima: Definitely not that.
Takeda: Heeeeyy... language.
Tsukishima: Suck a dick—
Takeda: All I want is for you kids to have as much fun as I did when I was a Campbell camper.
Takeda: Is that really too much to ask?
Tsukishima: I refuse to believe someone as happy as you can possibly exist.
*bus honking*
Takeda: *gasp* The bus is here!
Takeda: Hello, welcome to Camp--
*Takeda screaming as he gets hit by the bus*
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HAIKYUU! CORRECT QUOTES? wait*rereads script* I MEANT INCORRECT QUOTES!
HumorWelcome, welcome. I'm your host Kai and I'm here to tell you that I DO NOT own any of the Haikyuu/characters nor any of the quotes. This is just for fun so please don't take any of this seriously. Also ships will be mentioned more then once through...
