Super Danganronpa 2 | The Ultimate Chatfic

PICK UP LINES [Part 1/2]

BADASS
PICK UP LINES GO

Hope
From the bottom of my heart... I am truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you

Simp-Sonia
I heard you like bad boys. Well, I'm bad at everything
(⌐■-■) ( ｡•̀ᴗ- )>⌐■-■

Impasta
If you were a Pokemon, I'd CHOOSE YOU!

Photo Child
Can I take a picture of you to prove all my friends that angels exist?

Gaymer
I might be a gamer, but I'll never play you ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡

♥Miki★
Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

Nevermind
I'd show you my world but I'm sure you have a mirror! 😄

Bitch Lasagna
Are you sitting on a F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing

Always Hungry
If you were an angle, you'd be an acute one

NeverSleep
Are your eyes IKEA bcs I'm lost in them

Supreme Overlord of Ice
Is it hot in here or is it the demon sleeping inside you?

Short Bitch
That's fuckin creepy

Supreme Overlord of Ice
Then you shall make one better before you challenge Tanaka, the forbidden one!

Short Bitch
Ha EZ

Short Bitch
We may not be socks, but we make a great pair

Supreme Overlord of Ice
I may have underestimated you, Saionji

BADASS
Do you have a Band-aid? Because Ibuki scrapped her knee falling for ya!

AHOGE FOR DAYSS
You must be made of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon because you're so F I Ne

SHIIIT
I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

Boss Baby's Babysitter
I'd step on a lego for you

Simp-Sonia
Dude, that's extreme

Boss Baby's Babysitter
Thank you, Soda

Simp-Sonia
I have another one!

Simp-Sonia
Have you seen the matter sexy?

Always Hungry
Wha— Oh I see what you're doing

Baby Gangster
What the fuck is the matter sexy???

Simp-Sonia
(ʘᗩʘ’)

Always Hungry
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Baby Gangster
OH FUCK—

Baby Gangster
DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH

Bitch Lasagna
That's kinda fruity, if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Always Hungry
BABY GANGSTER CALLED KAZ SMEXY BAHAHAH

Simp-Sonia
In his defence, I am REALLY sexy

Baby Gangster
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TRAITOR

Baby Gangster went offline

BADASS
WAITTTT

BADASS
IBUKI WANTS TO HEAR YOUR PICK UP LINE!!!!

Boss Baby's Babysitter
He does not have one

Boss Baby's Babysitter went offline

BADASS
WAITTTTTTT PEKOOOOO

♥Miki★
Don't worry Ibuki, he'll tell you later

BADASS
O. K. THANK YOU MIKI!

Impasta
This is my first time on this gc and I already regret not cuming sooner

Bitch Lasagna
Cuming (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Impasta
I MEANT COMING

AHOGE FOR DAYSS
This is getting weird

Gaymer
Is no one going to talk about Nagito's pick up line?

AHOGE FOR DAYSS
"I am truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you"

AHOGE FOR DAYSS
I don't see what's wrong with it

BADASS
Ibuki already heard Nagi-wagi say that to someone!

AHOGE FOR DAYSS
Really?? Who was it for?

Gaymer
He's a lost cause

AHOGE FOR DAYSS
Who was it for????????

♥Miki★
Oh! I know what you're talking about

BADASS
Let's not tell Hajime!!!

AHOGE FOR DAYSS
WHAT? WHYYYY????

AHOGE FOR DAYSS
Nagito???

Hope
I have nothing to add to this conversation (~‾▿‾)~

AHOGE FOR DAYSS
That's bullying y'know!

Nevermind
We shall not bully our friend Hajime!

AHOGE FOR DAYSS
Thank you Sonia 😅

Gaymer
Hey, Nagito, can we talk in private?

Hope
Of course! It's a pleasure to talk to a symbol of hope such as you!