Super Danganronpa 2 | The Ultimate Chatfic

They totally didn't do it

Warning!
Before you start reading
This chapter contains mentions of sexual relations

It is never explained with details it is only the characters making jokes about it so continue reading at your own risk

Btw, I know I made it sound bad but it's really only jokes and I'm just warning because of people that don't like that kind of content

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NeverSleep
OMG STFU

Impasta
Everything ok Ryota?

NeverSleep
I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON MY FUCKING ANIME IF NAGITO DOESN'T STOP YELLING

Orange Juice 🍊
Sorry, Nagito likes to go hard on me

Bitch Lasagna
HARD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

LonelyMechanic
WTF HAJIME

Orange Juice 🍊
IT'S NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE

Always Hungry
Are you sure because for me it sounded like you did more than sleeping if you know what Im saying 😗

BADASS
THEY DID THE AWOOOOOOGA

Orange Juice 🍊
WE DIDN'T DO THAT

Hope
Did we?

Orange Juice 🍊
YOU'RE NOT HELPING

NeverSleep
Look- If you want to do the devils tango can you do that somewhere else?

Orange Juice 🍊
WE DIDN'T—

BADASS
Ibuki didn't know that Nagito and Hajime were together!

Orange Juice 🍊
Well-

Hope
We're not✌️

Bitch Lasagna
But the question remains, did they do squat thrusts in the cucumber patch

LonelyMechanic
And who puts the wand in the chamber of secrets? Is it Hajime or Nagito?

Impasta
I would say that Nagito is the one who plants the carrot but Hajime might do it too.

Bitch Lasagna
They switch

Always Hungry
You're all very creative today-

BADASS
THEY DID THE HANKY PANKY

BADASS
THE FUNNY BUSINESS

Photo Child
WE ALREADY UNDERSTOOD— THEY HAD SEX

Hope
That's so inappropriate Mahiru

Photo Child
Oh shut up and go get laid with Hajime!

Orange Juice 🍊
WE DIDN'T SCREW

Bitch Lasagna
It totally sounds like you were banging

Orange Juice 🍊
WE WERE JUST PLAYING WITH CHIAKIS WII

Orange Juice 🍊
HE ALWAYS BEATS ME IN WII SPORTS

LonelyMechanic
Suuuureeee

Gaymer
Hey Hajime, can you give me back my Wii?

Orange Juice 🍊
THANK YOU CHIAKI

Gaymer
No problem, even though I don't know what I did

Hope
I've been beating Hajime over and over again in Wii sports

Orange Juice 🍊
Next time I'll win you!

Orange Juice 🍊
When you stop using your talent!

Hope
It's because you're talentless, isn't it?

Hope
Don't worry, I won't judge you that much for being the way you are <3

Orange Juice 🍊
Haha

LonelyMechanic
So... You didn't fuck?

Hope
No <3

Bitch Lasagna went offline

Photo Child
At least this conversation is over! Then, if you'll excuse me, I'll kindly fuck off

Photo Child went offline

Orange Juice 🍊
I'll go too since I do have to give Chiaki her Wii

Orange Juice 🍊 and Gaymer went offline

Hope
Ok, now that he's gone, we totally did it

Impasta
I KNEW IT

NeverSleep
Ok cool, but next time go do the naughty in your dorm! I could hear you from my dorm

Hope
Sorry Mitarai! We'll do our best

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