Hot n Cold

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LonelyMechanic
Uh-

LonelyMechanic
Does anyone want to have a sleepover???

BADASS
HELL YEAH!

LonelyMechanic
It'll be at your house then!

BADASS
Sorry but Ibuki is forbidden from having friends staying the night!

Gaymer
Can't it be at your house?

LonelyMechanic
About that...

Baby Gangster
That bastard burnt that shit to the ground

Orange Juice 🍊
Whaaaaa

LonelyMechanic
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

LonelyMechanic
AND DON'T ACT LIKE THIS WASN'T ALSO YOUR FAULT

Baby Gangster
I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE OVEN SO IT IS YOUR FAULT

Always Hungry
Can we have some context? I'm fucking lost

LonelyMechanic
So, me and shorty were at my place baking cookies

Always Hungry
Yummy cookies

LonelyMechanic
We followed the recipe step by step but then we put the cookies in the oven

Baby Gangster
And then fucking Soda Can burnt his house

LonelyMechanic
WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT ITS UR FAULT THAT YOU FELL ASLEEP

Baby Gangster
YOU FELL ASLEEP TOO BASTARD

Supreme Overlord of Ice
Maybe it was meant to mean something. Maybe it was a superior entity trying to communicate with you mortals!

Baby Gangster
OI STFU SUPREME OVERLORD OF WHO-GIVES-A-SHIT

Always Hungry
I think that you 2 are to blame

Gaymer
Yeah, I mean, you were baking together and you both fell asleep so it's both of your fault

Supreme Overlord of Ice
It would be less intriguing, but they could be correct

Supreme Overlord of Ice
Although I still believe that a superior entity was trying to communicate with you mortals

Orange Juice 🍊
I saw them cuddle

LonelyMechanic
HAJIME WTF WE DID NOT

Orange Juice 🍊
Btw this is Nagito

Orange Juice 🍊
I lost my phone so I stole Hajime's until I find it

Baby Gangster
Great, another bastard to the party

Orange Juice 🍊
I appreciate the compliment

Always Hungry
CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO THE I SAW THE CUDDLE JTEGTSBIEAHJ

Orange Juice 🍊
It was adorable

LonelyMechanic
Fuyuhiko is fucking adorable

Baby Gangster
I AIN'T ADORABLE YOU LIL SHIT

Orange Juice 🍊
So you admit it?

Baby Gangster
Admit what?

Orange Juice 🍊
That it was full homo

Gaymer
I thought Fuyuhiko was dating Peko

Baby Gangster
I am!!!

LonelyMechanic
And I love Sonia!

LonelyMechanic
Even if she won't notice me ;-;

Always Hungry
Were they wearing socks?

Orange Juice 🍊
Idk I just happened to pass by and look at the window and see them and then continue walking

Orange Juice 🍊
Then I found a coin by the road

Orange Juice 🍊
And when I pick it up I fall into the sewers

Always Hungry
Yeah yeah you have the ultimate luck WE ALREADY KNOW THAT—

LonelyMechanic
Soooo

LonelyMechanic
Does anyone have a place for me to sleep?

Always Hungry
You can sleep at my place Kaz

LonelyMechanic
I appreciate it

Baby Gangster
Try not to put her house oN FIRE

Gaymer
That would be so hot

Gaymer
Literally

Always Hungry
CUZ YOUR HOT AND YOUR COLD

Orange Juice 🍊
YOURE YAS AND YOURE NO

LonelyMechanic
UR IN THEN UR OUT

Always Hungry
YOUR UP THEN YOUR DWON

Orange Juice 🍊
YOURE WRONG WHEN ITS RIGHT

Gaymer
It's black then it's white

Baby Gangster
We fight we break up

LonelyMechanic
WE KISSS WE MAKE UPPPP

Bitch Lasagna
So did you kiss or what?

LonelyMechanic
WTF TERUTERU

BADASS
CUZ UR HOT N UR COLD

Baby Gangster
WE ALREADY FUCKING DID THAT GOD READ THE PAST FEW MESSAGES GODDAMMIT

LonelyMechanic
Hey don't yell at Ibuki

LonelyMechanic
Yell at Teruteru instead

Baby Gangster
K

Baby Gangster
FUCK YOU

Bitch Lasagna
What are you talking about I did nothing wrong

Baby Gangster
Idk it just feels right

Always Hungry
Anyone else wants to suddenly drink orange juice for no reason?

Supreme Overlord of Ice
I wonder why you feel that urge

Orange Juice 🍊
Good chat everyone

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