"fucking white kids" I say slapping my own ass.
earlier today kids came into my home and stole my chicken.
who the fuck does that. how am I supposed to feed my hoe shanaynay.
I can't handle these fools no more.
"WHERE DA FOOD AT DOE?" I hear my love yell from inside the couch.
"heh. I'm working on it."
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO. WE DONT HAVE FOOD. AND IF I DONT FEED HER SHE'LL PUNISH ME AGAIN. I CAN'T HANDLE BEING PUNISHED.
I rush into the room and do the sensible thing, grab one of her thongs and deep fry it with some bacon.
"here take go, my darling" I say while handing her the edibles.
"get out of my face. I swear to god I'll rip your throat out." she says slinking her way out of the couch and onto the disco tile floor.
I slowly walk back into the kitchen when I realize something blue.
I slowly back track and walk back into my room and suddenly realize that I am underwater.
I grab the Blue object and am transported into zayn's asshole where I live forever.
