I wake up to my phone ringing.
"Hello?" I ask tiredly.
"Yo." Harry says cheery.
"And what is it you want Styles?" You ask calmly.
"I think I broke my dick." He says seriously.
"What?"
"I think I broke it. I need you to come check it out." He says.
"Hmmm I don't believe you."
"Well you should, idk what to do. Please come and fix it for me."
"Yeah, okay." I say standing up ad rolling my eyes.
I walk across the meadow to Harry's room.
"Hi."
"Come here and help me, yeah?"
"Yeah. Sure."
You flip the light switch I find Harry on the ground Naked with a sly smug on his face.
"Come fix it." He points to his stuff and Grins.
"Okay." You say happily.
You walk over to him, grip his length and twist it so hard that you break it.
"OWWW FUCK WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?" Harry asks crying out in pain
"You woke me up, dip shizzle." You say getting up Brushing off your Teletubbie suit and going back to your room laughing because HAHAHA YOU BROKE HIS DICK.
