I walk into my trash can and see Harry watching porn.
"oi! Oi" Harry says from his spot on the barnacle.
"Hey babe." I say rushing over to lick his earlobe.
But no, he shoves me away. the nerve he has.
"TONE YOUR SASS THE FUCK DOWN STYLES I SWEAR I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE."
"trash can."
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"not house. trash can."
"oh. yeah. you're right.."
"I'm gonna go watch porn at louis'"
"Can you promise me something?"
"Yeah. yeah. yeah."
"Dont... suck his... dick."
"I can't say it won't happen on accident." He says gracefully stomping out of the house while I watch his cute little ass strut into the crustacean.
