Spooky Scary Skeleton (Undertale X Creepypasta)

Brothers (and Cousin)

Sans never heard SLENDERMAN of all people complain before, so hearing it as he came down... it was weird. "Why today of all days.. can't it just be postponed to, I don't know, never?" Sans stepped into the kitchen. He was venting to Smile Dog. "You're going to have to eventually, Slender. Perhaps take someone with to make the meeting a little smoother? Maybe a certain skeleton who hasn't left the mansion in awhile?" Well, Sans learned something new. "They may be to much for Sans. I do not think they would try anything, but if I can't handle them, I don't see how SANS could." And now Sans was curious. "so smile, ya a boneified therapy dog now?" The two looked at him as he leaned casually against the doorframe. "so who am i meeting and where are we going?" The Slenderman sighed heavily. "There is an Eldritch meeting today between me and my... family.." Slender visibly shuttered. "Since it's mandatory I go, I was hoping you could attend as well, seeing as it's been some time since one of our groups had a new member join our ranks." The Slenderman's family? No way in hell he was missing this. "when do we leave?"

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The demon and the skeleton walked through the forest as Slender explained a few things to him. "The meeting is being held at my youngest brother's home. Offender is... don't take ANYTHING from Offender. I do not think you will have problems though. Also. Don't leave Offender's mansion alone. His pets love to eat anything not Eldritch." Sans quirked a brow. "eldritch... is that like your demon species or something?" The tall being nodded. "Yes. Eldritches are what we are." He confirmed. Sans was going to ask what his family was like, but then the mansion came into view. "what is up with you guys and having mansions in the middle of the woods?" Slenderman didn't comment. He didn't really know himself. Slender knocked on the sleek red doors of the mansion. The door opened slowly though nobody was there. "horror film 101. we're gonna die now." Sans decided. Slender shook his head as they walked through the marble halls. It wasn't long before they heard arguing and Sans heard Slender sigh HEAVILY. "I'm not ready for this.." Sans gave a reassuring grin.. it didn't help. "Prepare yourself,  Sans."

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Sans hadn't been sure what to expect, but it certainly wasn't what he saw. An Eldritch with a fanged smile was trying to choke out a tan, faced, polka-dotted Eldritch while a third watched with what he could only assume was a bored expression seeing as he was faceless like Slender. Ballons and glitter littered the place. It looked like Huricane Mettaton tore through the place. Sans stepped up to bat before Slender could process what was going on. His magic sparked as he turned sharp toothed Eldritch's soul blue and pulled him away from the polka-dotted one. "what the hell is going on here?!" Sans questioned as he released his hold on the attacking Eldritch, who he could only assume was Offender man. "Thank you Skeleton! My you look so small and cuddly!" The polka-dotted one chirped. Sans didn't know how to respond to that. Slenderman sighed. Again. "Sans this is my older brother, Splendorman and my younger brother, Offenderman. The silent one in the corner is our cousin, Trenderman." Slender introduced. "Gentlemen, this is Sans, the newest member of my organization." The three all went silent. "He's a skeleton." Trender stated. "Yes." Slender replied. "Oh my gosh! Is he your-" Slender cut Splendor off. "Yes." They all gave Sans curious looks that he didn't understand. "um, what?"
"Nothing. Let's start the meeting." What was Slenderman hiding? Sans wondered as he took a seat, eyeing the middle Eldritch.