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Mr. Clean X Old Spice Comerial Guy

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Mr. Clean is on an adventure to find the sacred mop, but what will happen when he needs help and recruits the Old Spice Comercial Guy, leads to something more...

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Journey to Achive Mop Status

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by FunkyFreshFairyCows

by FunkyFreshFairyCows

Mr. Clean suddenly hung up.
"Who was that?" Phil interrogated.
"Mike."
"Mike...."
"You know, Mike."
"WHO IN THE NAME OF VLADDY DADDY IS MIKE??!!?!" Phil finally snapped.
"Mike Wazowski."
"WOW, WAS THAT REALLY SO HARD?!"
"................. y e s," Veritably finally said.
Phil let out a long sigh, then spoke, "what did that little green shit say?"
"He wouldn't tell me over the phone, something about how the call could be hacked. Bullshit about how the line could be intercepted by some eccentric FBI technical analist." Mr. Clean replied.
"Why is this all so complicated just for some fucking mop?"
"Couldn't tell ya," the bald man replied, "but he is comming over in thirty minutes."

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A knock on the door rang through the house. Mike was here! And he held all of the secrets to help Mr. Clean.
Phil swiftly opened the door (hahahaha puns about his name, I'm a genius). Mike stepped inside.
"Thank u for having me over on this fine afternoon."
"Just get your ass in the house."
"Alright, alright, what's the rush about?"
"Sorry, I just wanna get back to cleaning asap," Mr. Clean joins the conversation, "now spill."