The one with Gabriella|| Joey Tribbiani |||

11

Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Gabby and Phoebe are sitting at the table, Joey and Chandler enter.

Chandler: Hey.

Monica and Phoebe: Hey.

Joey: Hey. he says as he walkes to gabby and kiss her.

Phoebe: Ooh, look at you fancy lads. What's the occasion?

Joey: Well, you know that guy that's on my show that's in a coma? He's havin' a brunch.

Phoebe: Ahh.

Rachel: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you guys are.

Gabriella and Phoebe: Okay.

Monica : I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.

Chandler: Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos?

Rachel: Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.

Joey: Wait your getting one to Gaby?

Gabriella: Yeah. On my collarbone.

Joey: Really?! He says looking at Gabby with flirty eyes.

Chandler: Okay stop flirting.

Joey: Um so what are you guys getting?

Phoebe: Um, I'm getting a lily for my Mom. 'Cause her name's Lily.

Chandler: Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

Joey: So where you gettin' it?

Phoebe: I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]

Ross: What? What's on your shoulder?

Phoebe: Um, a chip. A tattoo, I'm getting a tattoo.

Ross: A tattoo? Why, why would you want to do that? [to Rachel] Hi.

Rachel: Hi. Well hey, you don't - you don't think they're kind of cool?

Ross: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? Sorry Gab. But what if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time...  Why's everyone staring at me?

Monica: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.

Chandler: Oooh, Rich is goin' to the party too, huh?

Monica: Well, he's my parents' best friend, he has to be there.

Joey: Oh, is today the day you're gonna tell them about you two?

Monica: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.

Phoebe: No, I think you should tell them.

Monica: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.

Ross: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'

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Tattoo parlor. Phoebe, Gabriella and Rachel are deciding on tattoos.

Phoebe: OK Rach, which, which lily? This lily or that lily?

Rachel: Well I. . .

Phoebe: I like this lily. It's more open, ya know, and that's like my mom. She had a more open, giving spirit. Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn, ooh.

Tattoo Artist: Alright, Brown haired girl, you're in room three, blonde girl, you're in room two, not so blonde girl, you're with me.

Phoebe: Here we go.