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Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering carrying a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling and Gabby is sitting at the table drinking some water.

Phoebe: Hey!

Monica and Gabriella: Hey.

Phoebe: Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?

Monica: Oh, there's banana on it.

Phoebe: Wow, I have the spirit of an old Indian woman living in mine.

Monica: So then you know? (Phoebe nods her head)

Phoebe: The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.

Monica: Oh, good. Thanks.

Phoebe: Now what is Fabutec?

Monica: Okay, all right don't judge me too much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....

Phoebe: Waxine!!

Monica: Yes! Have you seen it?

Phoebe and Gabriella: Oh, it's incredible!

Phoebe: I so want to be a Waxine girl.

Monica: I know!!

Phoebe: God. Do you really think it doesn't hurt? 'Cause how can they do that?

Monica: Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rainforest!

Phoebe: They have the best stuff in there.

...

Monica's Bedroom, Monica, Gabriella and Phoebe are waxing their legs

Phoebe: (reading from the instructions) After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,

Monica: Did that!

Phoebe: Grasp one of the linen strips by its 'easy grab tab' and pull it off in one quick pain free motion.

Monica: Okay. (Does so.) Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh!

Gabriella: Was it not pain-free?

Monica: No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax.

Phoebe: Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad.

Monica: That's because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you guys don't believe me, please, by my guest.

Phoebe and Gabriella: (Removing one of the strips) Ow-ow-ow-ow!

Phoebe: Oh my God!!!

Monica: Now, are you glad we didn't start with the bikini strips?

...

Still in monicas bedroom Gabriella, Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips.

Monica: Ow!

Phoebe: Oh!!

Gabriella: Ow!! Ow!!

Phoebe: Ow!!!

Gabriella, Monica and Phoebe: Ow!!!!!!! Ow-ow-ow-ow!

(Hearing the screaming Chandler and Joey rush in. Joey has a pan, Chandler has a tea kettle.)

Phoebe: We're all right.

Monica: It's okay, it's okay.

Gabriella: We're all right. We were just waxing our legs.

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