the milk accident

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John-Messy
Arlo-Arla
Sera-Sera
Remi-Remi
Isen- rat
Blyke-Laeser
Yusechi-Hot brother haver
Elaine- SuckUp
Cecile-Newspaper gal

Im back from the dead for who knows how long so

Messy: so I was there getting my milk right

Messy: and this guy fucking body slams me and i drop the carton making the milk go everywhere

Messy: and security BLAMES ME for the mess

Messy: WHNE THE GREEN HEADED BITCH SLAMMED ME INTO A COUNTER

Hot brother haver: thats tuff

Sera: fr bro hope ure feelin alr

Sera: cant imagine tho

Hot brother haver: no cuz just imagine that happening to you id punch the living shit outta them

Sera: for real bro

Arla: i would actually just trap them in a barrier and minimise it slowly

Remi: id chase him down to make him say sorry nicely!

Rat: id just vital point strike im'

Laeser: id just slap him tbh

Messy: it was a bitch indeedy

Newspaper gal: id honestly tie them up and make them pay for it

Rat: not that cecile appearing randomly from the dead isnt weird or anything but this is a progressive conversation everyone well done

Messy: sure

Messy: dont get me wrong I still punched him after paying

Sera: thats our boy

Arla: actually, yeah nice job.

Messy: Arlo?? Complimenting me?? real!?!?!??

Hot brother haver: NOT CLICKBAIT GUYS

Laeser: forreal

Rat: a moment of peace between all of us

Suck-up: what'd I miss guys, new phone

Messy: nvm scratch that peace hello Elainie.

Hot brother haver: oh heyy-

Remi: hii!!

Suck-up: i just made some orange juice

Sera: its weed-infused

Sera: a weird orange milk weed infused drink

Suck-up: its literally not but okay

Messy: im down to drink weird sussy fluids that may kill me hmu Elaine

Arla: at this point im not even surprised,  just dissapointed.

Messy: what, dissapointed im not fucking you? My b ig

Messy: im sorry no one wants to bone your ass you dusty old skeleton

Arla:

Hot brother haver:

Sera:

Newspaper gal:

Rat:

Laeser:

Remi:

Suck-up:

Hot brother haver has changed Messy's nickname to 'milk roast'!

Milk roast:

Milk roast: this actually isnt too bad ill take it

Hot brother haver: its actually the name of a milk bread

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