Stilletos and fishnets, if that's what you like

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John- Milk roast
Seraphina- flirts with your brother
(Self insert)-bitch
Arlo-daddy
Isen-simp
Blyke- laesar
Cecile-Newspaper gal
Elaine-Suckup
Remi-Remi

Chaos groupchat, 1pm

Milk roast: Obsessed with Heidi Montag

Milk roast: I'll be your blonde tonight, if that's what you like

Flirts with your brother: ong stilletos and fishnets, if that's what you'd like

Bitch: I'll be your hot nurse, school girl in curls

Milk roast: whatever your type baby, if that's what you like. I'll do it.

Bitch: real footage of John actually typing properly because of Heidi Montag

Daddy: interesting, maybe you should keep stanning Heidi Montag then. Your english grade may finally skyrocket.

Bitch: WJOEDBWIGMSOWYROTNF

Milk roast:

Milk roast:

Milk roast: im going to hurt you

Daddy: I think not

Milk roast: I think yes

Daddy: are you about to severely injure your date for this evening.

Milk roast: yes.

Bitch: hes just like me fr!!!

Flirts with your brother: on god!!!

Simp: we gonna skim past the fact they're going on a date

Flirts with your brother: girl we been knew

Bitch: on god

Milk roast: shut up before I start roasting you alive girl

Daddy: Girl if you don't stop using silly slay girl terms like Blyke and Isen, I'm going to choke you.

Suckup: Blyke and Isen slaying , real?

Flirts with your brother: so real, you two

Simp: thank you, thank you.

Laesar: lol Arlo

Daddy: if you bring us to Woaba Boba again, im Woah ba Boba-ing your ass

Milk roast: ok u sad excuse of a human in a shell

Milk roast: bro has no tastes

Daddy: Well, bro just prefers non-sickly sweet things.

Milk roast: u hav literally kissed me on the lips before

Daddy: what does that have to do with anything

Simp: again, are we going to skip past that

Milk roast: after drinking the "sickly sweet boba"

Bitch: stop shut up, both of you. What the fuck idw hear this after my experience w the blood and knifeplay in the halls ft. Wenqi & Illena.

Simp: that's fucked up fr queen

Laesar: sorry you had to see that i'd have cried

Daddy: okay so?

Milk roast: GIRL you enjoyed it

Daddy: not the drink doofus.

Milk roast: OKAY BUT I COULD STILL TASTE IT SO THAT MEANS U TASTED IT!!

Daddy: you're not okay in the head, but alright.

Daddy: so are you still up for that date, or are you gonna keep complaining about how I don't like Mango boba?

Milk roast: AAAAAUWGAKSHSK

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