(Y/n) : Here! I made us matching friendship bracelets! ^^ *gives one to Licorice *
Licorice: Ehhhh, I'm not much of a jewelry person....
(Y/n) : You.... You don't have to wear it, it's fine.^^;
Licorice: *clutches the bracelet protectively*. No! It's mine and I'm gonna wear it forever! Back off!
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Pomegranate: *yelling from a distance* You're ugly when you're lying, Licorice!
Licorice: *also yelling* I'm not lying!
Pomegranate: Then why are you ugly?!
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Dark Enchantress: When I die, I want "Nothing is set in stone" to be engraved on my gravestone.
Dark Enchantress: Both as a funny pun and a subtle warning that I'll be back-
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Espresso: People tend to complain about the things I say about them.
Espresso: Now imagine they knew what I'm thinking-
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Espresso: I really want to start being nicer to people.
Espresso: But the people gotta stop being stupid first.
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Dark Choco: *to Madeleine, when he first meets him* Do you ever just choke on the trash you're talking?
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Someone has been mean to Pure Vanilla
Pure Vanilla: *to that person* You know, I would roast you. *puts on sunglasses* But Almond says I'm not allowed to burn trash~
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Dark Choco: *wearing sunglasses* People like to say that I am a dark knight or even an ill-fated cookie. But do you know what I really am?
Dark Choco: *whips off sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses* A disappointment to society!
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Cookie Run Kingdom: Oneshots And Other Stuff
Fanfiction!!REQUESTS CLOSED!! Not much to say, Oneshots and all kind of sh*t that comes to mind. All about these lovely cookies we simp for. OwO Possible formats to expect: ->Oneshots! (Duh) (platonic, romantic, angsty, ya'll get it) ->Smut (No stand-alone...
