The Cookies of Darkness sit around their table, having a meeting.
Dark Enchantress: Alright my children! Explain to me the differences between knowledge, wisdom, philosophy and common sense!
Pom: Knowledge is knowing, that tomatoes are fruits.
Dark Choco: Wisdom is knowing not to put them into a fruit salad.
Shroomie: Philosophy is wondering wether or not this makes ketchup a smoothie!
Licorice: *slightly annoyed* Common sense is knowing that NO ketchup is NOT a smoothie!
Dark Enchantress: .....
Dark Choco:..... Does this make ketchup a smoothie though?
Licorice: *agitated* No!!
Dark Enchantress: *utterly disappointed*
Ever since this meeting Licorice proceeded to refer to ketchup as tomato smoothie.
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Cookie Run Kingdom: Oneshots And Other Stuff
Fanfiction!!REQUESTS CLOSED!! Not much to say, Oneshots and all kind of sh*t that comes to mind. All about these lovely cookies we simp for. OwO Possible formats to expect: ->Oneshots! (Duh) (platonic, romantic, angsty, ya'll get it) ->Smut (No stand-alone...
