Crack #2

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Red Velvet: *Walking into the kitchen* So, what's for dinner?

Licorice: *staring at the food he just burned* Regret-

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Madeleine: What will you eat for lunch?

Espresso: Food. Usually.

Madeleine: No, I mean: What are you having?

Espresso: An unwanted conversation.

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Red Velvet: Sit!

Chiffon: *sits*

Red Velvet: And now swear!

Chiffon: Fuck!

Red Velvet: Good boy!

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Red Velvet: *hands Chiffon a mini version of his own sword/ saw* Go. Do crime.

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(I just realized, I forgot to add this quote before uploading- Whoops- XD)

Baby Dark Choco: *sitting on the ground, playing with his father's sword, happily babbling some gibberish*

Affogato: *to Dark Cacao* Why would you give him a sword??

Dark Cacao:  Because Dark Choco felt unsafe!

Affogato: Now I feel unsafe!

Dark Cacao: ....Would you like a sword?

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