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Bold - Ni-ki
Italic - You
Bold with Italic - Heeseung
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"I'm starting to think that you loved talking to me more than you admit"
"You wish I did"
"I do wish you did. Anyways, what's up, girlfriend?"
"Nothing, I'm just bored"
"It wounds me that you only remembered me when you're bored, babe"
"Babe? Who are you talking to? Who is this new person?"
"That sounds a lot like Y/N.."
"That's because it is"
"I want to talk to her. Please, pass that phone here, little spam"
"I don't want to, hyung"
"Don't pass it to him. Damn, I hated that toothy prince for blackmailing me once!"
"You can at least show a bit of respect to your older cousin"
"Wait, why am I hearing a monster talking to me?"
"I can hear everything, you know"
"Oh, yes you do. Anyway, I'm putting this up now in a speaker"
"I won't answer to him"
"What are you doing talking to this boy? Do you know who this person Ni-ki is talking to everyday?"
"Don't be stupid, Heeseung"
"What do you mean?"
"He means the person is me"
"..."
"...."
"...."
"Hello, baby Riki? Is he gone?"
"You have got to be kidding me! Y/N, that little rebel is who you're talking about? That girl who once burnt my shoes!"
"What a happy litttle memory of mine"
"Yes"
"But.. but how did this happen? Ew, no.. Two of the troublesome in my life? This is a nightmare, Jake!"
"Don't you remember, hyung? You set us up!"
"What?!"
"You switched my mom's number to hers, remember?"
"...."
"Damn it, I thought I did it in Sunoo's phone. He was more of a good kid than you"
"Or that's what you think"
"You suck for Ni-ki"
"You suck for every pitiful girl out there"
"Stop copying me. What are you, five?"
"You too.. You're annoying"
"And you're ugly"
"I really like your second grade insults. Please continue"
"Shut up, Y/N! You're not supposed to be friends with my youngest roommate"
"What? Why?"
"I'm really angry with you right now. Why him? Oh god, why in my six good looking friends, why him?"
"Stop insulting me while I'm right here!"
"And the next thing I know you guys will be dating and I will be a thirdwheel!"
"Actually, we already are.. That's why I called him baby Riki"
"What the fu -"
"Hyung, are you okay -"
"Then you'll get married and have beautiful kids and I'll be the Uncle with no wife! That's such a sad life, it's not fair!"
"...."
"...."
"Okay, I think your cousin's gone a little cuckoo. He's now dramatically telling our story to my Jake hyung"
"Just let him.. He'd always been a disappointment to his family"
"So how about I call you later?"
"Why would you call her later!? No, don't call each other again. Just don't -"
"Later it is. Bye, Riki! Please restrain my cousin before he bite someone else in there. He had a rabies at this point"
"Okay.. Bye! I'll call you again when we finally bring him to the vet"
"Noooo!"
[ beeps ]
"You can cry all you want, hyung... but I won't break up with her. You'll be my family soon in the future"
"Noooo!"
[ Jake rolling his eyes at Heeseung ]
"Oh god, stop being dramatic and let's go eat ramen, man"
"Oh, okay.. Let's go. Don't let that spam eat anything"
"Sigh"
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Loco At Midnight Calls ⚊ Enhypen Ni-ki Text AU
Fanfiction"Hell -" "I'm so sorry, Mom. I forgot to call you in the morning" "Don't worry dear.. I can live without hearing your voice" [ beeps ] [ calls again a few minutes later.. ] "Why did you not tell me you're not my mother!?" "How can you be so stupid?"...
