(lmfao i was at a incorrect quotes generator and i found the whole get help dialogue 💀) (anyways)
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*Miya twins planning to break in somewhere*
Atsumu: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Osamu: What?
Atsumu: "Get Help."
Osamu: No.
Atsumu: C'mon, you love it!
Osamu: I hate it.
Atsumu: It's great! It works every time!
Osamu: It's humiliating.
Atsumu: Do you have a better plan?
Osamu: No.
Atsumu: We're doing it!
Osamu: *sigh*
Osamu: For the last time, Tsumu, we are not doing "Get Help!".
*A minute later*
Atsumu, carrying Osamu: Get help! Please! My brother's dying! Help him! *throws Osamu at guards, knocking them out*
Atsumu: Ahh, classic!
Osamu: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Atsumu, laughing: Not for me, it's not.
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(okay but the miyans are lowkey thor and loki imo)
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